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Fartism is a religion for miserable fools

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-22 20:04

The most common problem fartists have is in their confusing God with "religion". God is not religion, and religion is not God. In fact, fartists are some of the most fanatically religious people on the planet. Their religion is one of the most rigid and exclusionary of all religions, as they regularly demonize, shun, and disparage all others who do not abide by the tenents of their belief systems and practices.

Religion is not simply a set of beliefs in a supernatural power, but is a rigid code of ethics and philosophy, based upon a specific system of belief, practices, or values even resembling, or suggestive of such a system of belief. Fartists often complain about others "pushing" their religious beliefs upon them, yet are some of the pushiest people on the planet when it comes to their own belief system, which they often promote quite religiously.

Here's a little food for thought . . .

What is time? What is its nature? When did time begin? What happened before that?

How big is outer space? Where does it end? When you get to the end of outer space, what's on the other side?

If you fartists are not wise enough to answer these questions fully and accurately, then you are certainly not wise enough to positively and unequivocally make the great and final pronouncement upon the eternal question of whether God does, or does not, in fact, exist.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-24 1:06

Time is the container and means of measuring change / motion. Time began when someone who could observe time appeared, but our usage of time as a tool extends to the Big Bang.

Space is the container of matter. It ends where stuff or observable stuff ends. When you get to the end of outer space, there's nothing by that definition, but you could possible extend it.

What problem does God solve? Where does he end, were does he begin? What exactly does "God" mean to you?

I'm a philosopher, not a fartist, and would be happy to discuss this topic with you further.

Name: RedCream 2016-01-24 2:57

Farts fill space. That proavides insight into the nature of the Big Bang.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-25 2:04

An unsmelled fart serves no purpose.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-25 10:19

Big Bang? Baloney. The Universe began with a Big Fart.

Name: Anonymous 2016-01-28 7:29

>>5
What did the big fart smell like?

Name: RedCream 2016-01-28 18:33

>>6

About 75% hydrogen, 25% helium, with traces of lithium and beryllium.

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