Consider this: A pack of uncouth louts.

Consider this: A pack of uncouth louts.
Unloungelike, brutish louts nearing your /lounge/ home. Eating your /lounge/ pancakes. Sipping your /lounge/ whiskey.
And you can't do shit since they're ill-mannered. The lout leader grabs your textboard and spams it with his kopipe.
The belligerent louts finally dominate your BBS. They post barbaric threads and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of /lounge/.

That was VIP quality!
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.

By the time one of these "rude louts" climbs onto yoar desk and literally starts to fuck yoar personal computer via some physically compatible access poart, you should at least start to say something.