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Verbal Infamy

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-25 15:38

Each day, we disgrace ourselves by referring to strangers on the internet by the pronoun "he." We don't know who we're talking to. We could be speaking with a woman, or some 80/20 mix of fungal genders embodied in a sentient spore matrix. And let's be honest, "he/she/it" is too cumbersome to use in its place. So I feel we should use a contraction. Yes, when we refer to one another, let us use a combination of all three pronouns: "shit." Here is an example:

When that person said what shit had done, I was surprised.

Now we can breathe easy, safe in the knowledge that the future of respectful discourse on the internet is guaranteed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-25 16:36

Excellent idea.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-25 17:02

Adopting this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-25 19:50

I'm a fungal colony and I approve of this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 7:56

I prefer sheit, as it contains sheit, sheit, and sheit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 12:06

>>5
Approved.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-26 13:00

>>5,6
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 15:44

I'm not sure a spore matrix was what The Wachowskis had in mind.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 15:57

Wachowskis? Sounds Jewish, not sure I like that....

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 18:33

>>9
In this particular case they appear to be just poles. For some reason most of american

BTW, since they ain't brothers anymore, do they practice incest?
http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEx36nQacI5xAy_2_b.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 19:29

>>10
Do you practice incest with your transgender sister?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-27 23:53

/lang/

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 2:47

>>12
Epic imageboard redirection meme, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 4:14

Way to go, >>12.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 10:17

>>12
Sweet post!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 12:25

>>12
Nice.. good job, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 23:58

Woah. Impressive, >>12

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