Which freetard would you fuck?

1. Richard Stallman
2. Linus Torvalds
3. Lennart Poettering
4. Theo de Raadt
5. Other

>>1
Stallman would be a good fuck you can tell. However, I don't appreciate your use of the suffix "tard" in regards to this list (except, possibly, other). It implies retardation and is simply erroneous and, frankly, rather aggressive and frightening.

>>2
[TRIGGERED]

Stallman is probably the best choice.

>>4
Would you eat something from his GNU/foot if he offered it to you?

>>5
No. And now that you mention it, I'd probably ask him to take a shower before, but that's just a small caveat to what's probably the most passionate lover on the list.

>>6
He's hydrophobic. That's why he's so disgusting. Afraid of water.

>>7
He can bathe in Pepsi, he's not afraid of that apparently.

I'd make him bathe in KILLER COKE