Ryu Got a Job in Big Data

HADOOPen!

I got a job for you to work with something big.
*grabs dick*

>>2

Whose dick did you grab? Surely it was not yoar oan.

Ryu (from Street Fighter) and Marisa Kirisame (from 2hu) are fighting in Mugen (that fighting game where you can import sprites and movesets). It's running a special mod called Big Data.

Both Ryu and Marisa have very low HP. They both use their special attacks at the same time. Who gets priority?

Answer: Marisa. Why? Ryu used HADOOPen! and Marisa used Master Spark. Spark is faster than Hadoop when it comes to MapReduce performance.

And although Marisa Kirisame uses Spark, Marissa Mayer uses Hadoop. Yahoo!