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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-20 19:40

>>720
I can think of no explaination other than that you have Parkinson's disease and lack fine motor skills, because even inexperienced normies should be able to play those.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-20 21:18

>>720
1cc means 1 coin clear, or completing the game without using any continues. Don't feel bad about that, Touhou is a game of rote memorization that doesn't reward skilled players. You don't want to waste your time playing a bullshit-hard game just to please Internet strangers.

I agree with >>721-chan, though. Those games are comparatively easy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-21 2:02

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-21 17:36

>>722
I didn't even know you needed coins to play!

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-21 21:18

>>724
This is why Reimu is always broke.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-22 8:34

I broke Reimu's hymen.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-22 23:03

>>726
That's terrible, I hope you're able to repair it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-23 4:40

>>727
Would it not be cheaper to just get a new Reimu?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-23 17:39

Reimu is a precious, irreplaceable girl.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-23 19:28

Reimu is a promiscuous, irreparable girl.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-23 22:28

Suigintou is broken, irreparable junk.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-24 6:34

I want to break Hinaichigo's hymen, but I know that she's a pure girl who should not be defiled.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-24 18:03

>>731
Suigintou is not junk, please take your words back.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-24 20:15

I want to help >>732 on his holy mission.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-24 20:22

List of good girls: Akari, Hinaichigo, Kanaria, Keine, Reimu, Rena, Sakurako, Satoko, Souseiseki

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-24 21:51

Only true for Hinaichigo.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-24 22:53

>>735
Please add Mion, Suigintou and Satori to that list.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-24 23:17

In no way is that treacherous whore, Satoko, a ``good girl''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 4:35

Good Girls Good Goys Bad Girls
Akari Haruhi Lain
Hinaichigo Takano Miyo Rika Furude
Kanaria Yotsuba Koiwai Shinku
Keine Shinobu Oshino Marisa Kiri-same
Mion Card Captor Sakura Nevada-chan
Reimu Flandre Scarlet The Sussman
Rena Lain's Sister Chinatsu
Sakurako Yukari Youmu
Satoko Clownpiece Lambdadelta
Satori Toshino Kyouko Erika Furudo
Souseiseki Keine The Cow Patchouli
Suigintou The C Programming Language as Sailor Moon Camelia, The Perl 6 Butterfly

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 6:46

>>739
how do i purple column text?

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 10:17

They all fall into this pattern. Amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 11:27

>>740
You? Not sure that's possible.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 12:20

>>739
What's your problem with Shinku? Please leave her alone. Please swap Shinku with Suigintou in your list.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 15:29

The plural of goy is goyim......

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-25 19:41

>>744
The plural of person is people, but `persons' is more appropriate to emphasize the individual-ness of the persons discussed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-26 0:00

>>745
Wrong. The plural of person is "penii".

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-26 2:01

I thought it was harem.

Name: Policeman 2015-11-26 14:37

>>744-746
/lang/

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-27 15:26

I am the mediumest life form.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-28 2:33

750 GET for Kanaria.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-28 18:56

Post-750 GET for Shinku.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 20:18

Kanaria a good girl. She earned that GET.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-29 23:10

I just realized that in Rozen Maiden 2013, Jun has died and is trapped in hell. The way we know this is because he is stuck there with only Kanaria.

Name: Anonymous 2015-11-30 0:20

Kanaria is the worst Rozen Maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 1:16

Kanaria is the yellowest Rozen Maiden.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 4:35

>>753,754
No matter how wretched and loveless you creatures are, Kanaria would not want me to poison myself by hating you. But she cannot stop me from pitying you.

>>755
I've got my eye on you too.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 14:21

Who is a better combat violinist, Kanaria or Ichinose Kotomi?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 14:27

>>757
Kotomi, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 19:37

Kanaria went down to Tokyo, she was looking for a Rosa Mystica to steal, she was in a bind, she was way behind, she was willing to make a deal. When she came across this young nip sawing on a fiddle and playin' it hot, well Kana jumped up on a-

Fuck, I just realized I'm setting Kanaria up to lose here. Also, what is the Japanese city equivalent of a hickory stump?

Name: Anonymous 2015-12-01 23:54

>>759
Please tell me this was about to end up in Kanaria being raped.

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