Cross Posters are the highest life form

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

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Kanaria went down to Tokyo, she was looking for a Rosa Mystica to steal, she was in a bind, she was way behind, she was willing to make a deal. When she came across this young nip sawing on a fiddle and playin' it hot, well Kana jumped up on a-

Fuck, I just realized I'm setting Kanaria up to lose here. Also, what is the Japanese city equivalent of a hickory stump?