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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-15 9:18

>>360
gtfo weeb

race traitor

Ass master

gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-15 13:47

>>360
Will do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-15 16:07

>>360
Is it deceptively cute and hideously malignant?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-15 17:14

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed >>361 is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-15 22:35

>>360
Is it better than GATE?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 4:04

>>362
Yay.

>>363
I don't know what you mean by that, but I think that the answer is yes.

>>365
It would be hard to not be. That's the shittiest show I've seen in ages. No one wants to see a male otaku succeed. NHK was okay because all he managed to do was hook up with used goods and go out in public.

Also, I'm 99% certain that it's all in the MC's head in Gate, since he sees the fake-loli Erika ripoff when he hits his head in the beginning. It may seem odd that I'm criticizing that when I'm still begging people to watch Gakkou Gurashi, but it's different, I swear.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 4:25

>>366
No one wants to see a male otaku succeed
Nice misandry.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 4:58

>>367
Fuck off. It's more anti-otaku\hikki than anything. Was anyone really thrilled that Jun was able to go back to school? Did anyone even care? Would NHK have been as good if Sato had gotten off his lazy ass and became a salary man without being forced to fix himself by Misaki? Gate's MC is not only an otaku, but a special forces super soldier who uses wacky otaku hijinks to solve problems that regular soldiers can't. It's almost like one of those Hollywood movies with those fat retards that are totally incompetent but manage to save the day and get appreciated for their immature retardation that makes them sit around and smoke weed all day because it somehow foiled some brain-dead unrealistic plan. Sure, Konata was good at sports and studying when she wanted to, but she got a pass for being a cute girl, which was really her only upside because she was a lazy narcissist who in real life would be bullied to suicide. Besides that, everyone knows that female otaku are really smelly and ugly and stupid and no one wants them. When it's a male, though, it's not played for laughs. It's a cheap affirmation to worthless idiots with no ambition that they could be successful if they wanted to be. It's the adult for of ``Mommy said I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 4:59

>>368
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 5:02

>>369
Clean up your fucking posting habits, Reddit. We're not complete retards around here. Not resorting to racially-based slurs will do the trick here. Christ.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 5:05

>>370
projecting your western sociality impressions upon japanese sociality.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 5:09

>>371
ebin projecting meme, /b/ro!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 5:19

No mature adults reside here on this forum. Only children and racists shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 5:32

>>369,371,373
If you absolutely insist on being here, could you at least try to blend in and not pick fights with the most shitty memes? This isn't 4chan or Reddit, stop trying to make it that.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 6:15

>>374
You forgot to mention how you are a 12yo. Not being very intellectually honest now, are you?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 6:40

>>371
projecting
Leave the debate club jargon back at Reddit.

>>374
How is your post even supposed to make sense?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 7:43

>>376
Cuck?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 8:14

>>376,377
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 11:17

>>377
Dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-16 18:30

>>368
Otaku/hikki pandering is one of the stupidest things in japanese media nowadays. I blame Lucky Star and Konata for making it "cool", though she herself wasn't that bad(mostly because she was a cute girl). More recently, there Himouto Umaru-chan. Umaru is significantly more revolting than Konata, but the show makes up for it by having better character among the rest of the cast.

Everytime I see one of those "is a snivelling lazy self-centered nerd but is actually an amazing cool guy when he puts some effort into it" characters I cringe.

Jun himself was a worthless little shit but at least the show never tried to convince us otherwise, and he was mostly just a medium to which the main characters of the show, the dolls, were attached.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 0:08

Otaku are who need validation through the pandering of anime studios are pathetic, but hikkis are just sad. http://garyc.me/files/upload/hikikomori.txt

I'm actually not sure I've ever seen hikki pandering. Even they recognize the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 0:29

fuck you virgin misogynist faggots kiss my waifu's feet https://media.8ch.net/japan/src/1438995068368.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 1:02

weebcucks btfo tbh

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 1:03

>>383
epc

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 2:01

>>380
Konata was a different kind of pandering. She was a candy for the otaku to desire, designed to perfectly match what they wanted. Who wouldn't want a cute to watch anime and play video games with, but was also outgoing, smart, and athletic, but with a loli body that was still legal to fuck? She's wasn't designed to slap the viewer on the back and tell him what a great person he was and that the reason that he was broke and mooching off his parents is because he's too smart for the system. A better example would be Alice from Heaven's Notepad, who is loli-ish hikki who refuses to bathe, but that's okay because she's a super hacker who solves crimes by looking them up on the internet and playing Forex

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 2:02

>>380
Konata was a different kind of pandering. She was a candy for the otaku to desire, designed to perfectly match what they wanted. Who wouldn't want a cute to watch anime and play video games with, but was also outgoing, smart, and athletic, but with a loli body that was still legal to fuck? She's wasn't designed to slap the viewer on the back and tell him what a great person he was and that the reason that he was broke and mooching off his parents is because he's too smart for the system. A better example would be Alice from Heaven's Notepad, who is loli-ish hikki who refuses to bathe, but that's okay because she's a super hacker who solves crimes by looking them up on the internet and playing the Forex game on twenty monitors. Her character is a ``see, she stinks and her ramen and Dr. Pepper diet is going to kill her by age thirty, but she's successful in her own way!''. Just undeserved validation of a parasitic lifestyle.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 2:03

>>385
What the fuck is this? I never pressed ``Reply''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 3:19

>>381
There's a bit of a continuum between the otaku/neet/hikki.

Hikki pandering may be not as common as the usual otaku baiting, but it's not unheard of, such as Alice, like >>386 said, and Umaru, though Umaru is bit different since she's based on the dichotomy of being a kanpeki joshikousei in public but living a parasitic pseudo-hikki/neet lifestyle at home. I'm sure there are others but I can't remember right now.

These hikki characters are lighter, feel-good versions of hikikomoris, most of them makes you think that they live like that because they want and because they can, they never have that pathological, hopeless element to them such as Satou from NHK and the guy from Chaos;Head did.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 4:13

oh wow guys i just remembered an epic meme le nevada-tan

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 8:04

I want to watch the dolls gang rape jun.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-17 21:43

I want to watch Suigintou rape Shinku.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 5:25

I want to watch Suigintou gently cuddle with Shinku.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 5:30

I want weebcucks to leave.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 6:43

I want Suigintou and Takano to team up and crush the normie crossboarder menace.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 8:57

>>394
weebcuck can't refute the point
immediately weebposts
hmmm.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 11:07

Are you a weebcuck? Because you sound like one.

You shouldn't even be allowed to post as far as I'm concerned.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 11:40

>>395-396
Go the fuck back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 15:50

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-18 16:37

>>398
The hands should be bigger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-19 0:36

>>398
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