Help

The world is mad. Please stop being mad.

'no'

Your post was friendly, beginning with in an innocent Hey Cudder and ending with a cheers. But in between the key presses that emanated that text your blood was pumping. Your face was red. Your eyes were focused and your fingers moved with dedicated purpose. When you read cudder-sama's post, something within you broke. Something precious. Your investment in your project and your ego as a eipc coder was threatened. It clicked and you had to retaliate towards the psychological threat. Level it to the ground with a well prepared post. You composed it. You kept it professional. But between the lines, you delivered the attacks that your wounded spirit required. You put your attacker in its place. You recovered your presumed title. You proved your competence. And most importantly, you re-validated your investment in the project that lies so closely to your heart and your identity. And you did it all by typing out a paragraph in a text box.

>>3

Nice.

The world is a hamburger. Please stop being a hamburger.

>>5
Has it been tested for mad cow disease?

>>6
It's a mad mad cow disease.

>>6

Was your mom?

>>8
Hey, how did you know I have a mom?

>>9

Just a hunch. I'm lucky when it comes to guessing things. Like for example, I'm fairly certain RedCream is thinking about cocks right now.

>>3
Why the fuck is this board obsessed with that attention whore Cudder?

Should Cudder be banned?

Should "Should x be banned" be an official meme?

>>11
Because he's a man.

>>10

I'm fairly certain RedCream is thinking about cocks right now.

Yoar certainty is a wolf in sheep's clothing, soa to speak. You have relied upon yoar certainty to calmly secure yoar conclusions, but within that sedate exterioar is a roaring beast within, wild with chaotic energy, which denies the methods used foar said conclusions.

In shoart, noa, I am not thinking about cocks right nao. About the oanly time that I do, I am urinating into an approved waste-dispoasal receptacle like a toilet, and must perfoarce address the phallic fundament of the act.

█████████████████████████████████████
██P█H█A█L█L█I█C███F█U█N█D█A█M█E█N█T██
█████████████████████████████████████

>>14
keep fucking that chicken

>>13

Should "Should x be banned" be an official meme?

Noa, "should cudder be banned" is the oafficial meme. Nao, DRIVE LIKE JEHU.

>>16

That is not a bad attempt to "drive like RedCream" (id est be a RedCream cloan), >>16-k(loa)un. But I must point out a few erroars you made while you were "cloaning around" and outed yoarself as a cloan:

1. Spacing. You must use the proper line spacing. In yoar poasting, an empty line must be inserted between the two textual lines.

2. Proper names. The name "cudder" should be "Cudder".

3. Boldfaced memes stand aloan. I seldom put such memes into sentences. Hence:

PUMBLENUTS
Jeepers!
so i herd u liek mudkipz

>>17
Thanks for the cloantips! I'm getting there...

>>18

I look foarward to the day in whichever year you accomplish the feat, where you and I will banter back and foarth, goaing like:

you: I am RedCream.
me: No wait, I am RedCream.
you: Noa that is not true, you are a cloan. I am RedCream.
me: That is not possible since I am RedCream. You are a cloan.
you: Cloan. Noa.
me: But I am RedCream and that can not be true.
you: Admit yoar roal. You are a cloan.
me: But... but... I am confused nao.
you: You have always been confused. Admit yoar roal.
me: Maybe I oanly thought I was RedCream all along.
you: Accepting the truth is the first step. PUMBLENUTS
me: You are soa kind to me. But I am still suspecting that I am RedCream.
you: Nao you are back-sliding in a moast peculiar fashion at this textual juncture.
me: Wow, that really sounds like me. Maybe you ARE me. Are you RedCream? I am back in the zoan of near-toatal confusion.

etc.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES;
WORN OUT FACES, WORN OUT FACES...

Oh shit I fucked up.

>>14
Check my dubs.

>>22
Ouch. Looks like you caught some duds there, pal. Check >>11 to see how dubs is done.

このせかいわハンバーガー。ハンバーガーやめなさい。