ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ  ｃ:

Ｓｏ  ｙｏｕ  ｗａｎｔ  ｔｏ  ｂｅ  ａ  ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔｅｒ，  ｈｕｈ？
Ｉｔ＇ｓ  ｎｏｔ  ｅａｓｙ．

Ｔｈｉｓ  ｇｕｉｄｅ  ｗｉｌｌ  ｔｅａｃｈ  ｙｏｕ  ＂ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂  ｔｅｃｈｎｉｑｕｅ．

＂Ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂  ｉｓ  ａ  ｃｌｏｓｅ  ｒｅｌａｔｉｖｅ  ｏｆ  ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔ．  Ａｓ  ｓｕｃｈ，  ｔｈｅｙ  ａｒｅ  ｏｆｔｅｎ  ｍｉｓｔａｋｅｎ．  Ｉｆ  ｙｏｕ  ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ  ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔ，  ｔｈｅｎ  ＂ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂  ｗｉｌｌ  ｂｅ  ｍａｓｔｅｒｅｄ  ｓｈｏｒｔｌｙ．

＂Ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂  ａｐｐｅａｒ  ｉｎ  ｔｗｏ  ｆｏｒｍｓ．

Ｆｉｒｓｔ，  ｌｏｎｇ  ｆｏｒｍ  ｏｆ  ＂ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂．
Ｌｏｎｇ  ｆｏｒｍ  ｃｏｎｓｉｓｔ  ｏｆ  ｏｍｉｓｓｉｏｎ  ｏｆ  ｐｕｎｃｔｕａｔｉｏｎ  ｔｏ  ｃｒｅａｔｅ  ｉｍａｇｅ  ｏｆ  ｃｈｉｌｄｉｓｈ  ｅｘｃｉｔｅｍｅｎｔ．
Ａｌｌｏｗｅｄ  ｔｏ  ｕｓｅ  ｍｕｌｔｉｐｌｅ  ｅｘｃｌａｍａｔｉｏｎ  ｏｒ  ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎ  ｍａｒｋｓ  ａｔ  ｔｈｅ  ｐｏｓｔ  ｅｎｄ  ｔｏ  ｅｎｈａｎｃｅ  ｅｆｆｅｃｔ．

Ｓｅｃｏｎｄ，  ｓｈｏｒｔ  ｆｏｒｍ．
Ｒｅｐｌａｃｅｍｅｎｔ  ｏｆ  ｐｕｎｃｔｕａｔｉｏｎ  ｗｉｔｈ  ｌｉｎｅ  ｂｒｅａｋ．
Ｙｏｕ  ｍａｙ  ｅｎｄ  ｅａｃｈ  ｌｉｎｅ  ｗｉｔｈ  ｅｘｃｌａｍａｔｉｏｎ／ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎ  ｍａｒｋ  ｉｆ  ｙｏｕ  ｐｌｅａｓｅ．

Ｂｏｔｈ  ｆｏｒｍｓ  ｕｔｉｌｉｚｅ  ｉｎｔｅｎｔｉｏｎａｌ  ｍｉｓｓｐｅｌｌｉｎｇ．
Ｃｏｍｐａｒｅ  ＂ｗｈａｔ  ｈａｐｐｅｎｅｄ？＂  ｔｏ  ＂ｗｈａｔ  ｈａｐｐｅｎｄｅｄ？＂．
Ｔｈｅ  ｃｕｔｅｎｅｓｓ  ｉｓ  ｃｌｅａｒ  ｔｏ  ｓｅｅ．
Ａ  ｓｉｍｐｌｅ  ｗａｙ  ｔｏ  ｂｏｏｓｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ＂ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂  ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ  ｉｓ  ｔｏ  ｕｓｅ  ＂ａ＂  ｗｈｅｒｅ  ＂ａｎ＂  ｉｓ  ａｐｐｒｏｐｒｉａｔｅ．  Ｆｏｒ  ｅｘａｍｐｌｅ，  ＂ａ  ａｐｐｌｅ！＂．

Ｂｏｔｈ  ｆｏｒｍｓ  ｍａｙ  ｃｏｎｔａｉｎ  ａｃｒｏｎｙｍ．  ＂ｌｏｌ＂  ｉｓ  ｃｏｍｍｏｎ  ａｎｄ  ｕｓｅｄ  ｂｙ  ｐｏｓｔｅｒｓ  ｅｘｐｅｒｉｅｎｃｅｄ  ｉｎ  ＂ｌｏｎｇ  ｆｏｒｍ  ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂  ａｓ  ｓｕｂｓｔｉｔｕｔｅ  ｆｏｒ  ｃｏｍｍａ  ｏｒ  ｐｅｒｉｏｄ．
＂ｈａｈａ＂，  ｔｏｏ．

＂ｙｏｕ＂  ｍａｙ  ｂｅｃｏｍｅ  ＂ｕ＂，  ｅｔｃ．  Ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ，  ｔｈｉｓ  ｉｓ  ｎｏｔ  ａｌｗａｙｓ  ｔｈｅ  ｃａｓｅ．  Ｕｓｅ  ｄｉｓｃｒｅｔｉｏｎ．
Ａｎ  ｅｘａｍｐｌｅ  ｏｆ  ｔｈｉｓ  ｉｓ  ＂ｋｎｏｗ＂  ｖｅｒｓｕｓ  ＂ｋｎｏ＂，  ａ  ｃｏｍｍｏｎ  ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ  ｆａｃｅｄ  ｂｙ  ｎｏｖｉｃｅ  ｏｆ  ＂ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂．
Ｉｎ  ａｎ  ａｔｔｅｍｐｔ  ｔｏ  ｍａｘｉｍｉｚｅ  ｃｕｔｅｎｅｓｓ，  ｔｈｅ  ＂ｗ＂  ｉｓ  ｏｍｉｔｔｅｄ．  Ｈｏｗｅｖｅｒ，  ｉｔ  ｗｉｌｌ  ｌｉｋｅｌｙ  ｂｅ  ｖｉｅｗｅｄ  ａｓ  ａｎ  ＂ｉｒｏｎｉｃ  ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔ＂  ｄｕｅ  ｔｏ  ｏｖｅｒｄｏｉｎｇ  ｉｔ．  Ｉｔ  ｂｅｃｏｍｅｓ  ａ  ｐａｒｏｄｙ  ｏｆ  ｉｔｓｅｌｆ．

Ｉｍａｇｅ  ｕｐｌｏａｄｅｄ  ｉｓ  ｇｏｏｄ  ｆｏｒ  ＂ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂．  Ａｎｙ  ｃｕｔｅ  ｇｉｒｌ  ｉｓ  ａｃｃｅｐｔａｂｌｅ．
Ｂｕｔ  ａ  ｔｒｕｅ  ｍａｓｔｅｒ  ｉｓ  ｃｕｔｅ  ｗｉｔｈ  ｅｖｅｎ  ｎｏ  ｉｍａｇｅ．

Ｔｈｅ  ｂｉｇ  ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ  ｏｆ  ＂ｃｕｔｅｐｏｓｔ＂  ｂｅｉｎｇ  ｃａｌｌｅｄ  ＂ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔ＂  ａｎｄ  ｖｉｃｅ  ｖｅｒｓａ  ｉｓ  ｓｉｍｐｌｙ  ａ  ｍａｔｔｅｒ  ｏｆ  ｏｎｅ  ｔｈｉｎｇ：

Ｓｉｎｃｅｒｉｔｙ．

Ｉｆ  ｙｏｕ  ａｒｅ  ｈｏｎｅｓｔ  ｉｎ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｉｎｔｅｎｔ  ｔｈｅｎ  ｐｅｏｐｌｅ  ｗｉｌｌ  ｒｅａｌｉｚｅ  ｉｔ．  Ｉｔ＇ｓ  ｓｉｍｐｌｅ．
Ｉｆ  ｙｏｕ  ａｒｅｎ＇ｔ，  ｔｈｅｎ  ｉｔ  ｃａｎ  ｂｅ  ｓｅｅｎ  ａｓ  ａ  ｊｏｋｅ  ｏｒ  ｅｖｅｎ  ｉｎｓｕｌｔ．  Ｔｈｅｎ  ｙｏｕ  ｅｎｔｅｒ  ＂Ｈｅｌｌ  ｏｆ  Ｉｒｏｎｉｃ  Ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔ＂．  Ｙｏｕ  ｃａｎ＇ｔ  ｒｅｔｕｒｎ．

Ｊｕｓｔ  ｋｉｄｄｉｎｇ！  Ｙｏｕ  ｃａｎ  ｒｅｔｕｒｎ！
Ｓｏ  ｍａｎｉｆｅｓｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｉｎｎｅｒ  ｌｉｔｔｌｅ  ｇｉｒｌ！  Ｉｆ  ｙｏｕ  ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ  ｙｏｕ  ａｒｅ  ｃｕｔｅ，  Ｉ  ｃａｎ  ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ  ｉｔ  ｔｏｏ！

Ｉ  ｌｏｏｋ  ｆｏｒｗａｒｄ  ｔｏ  ｓｅｅｉｎｇ  ａ  ｌｏｔ  ｏｆ  ｃｕｔｅ  ｐｏｓｔｓ  ｆｒｏｍ  ｙｏｕ！
がんばって！

ｗｗｗｗ

Using "u" to spell "you" isn't cute, it's just lazy and annoying.

>>3
wat do u know >:c

What kind of cuteposting is the following?

S-sensei, cah-can you show me how to do it? *blushing*

>>5

a bad one
back to the cutepost bootcamp!

wehn i eat broccoli i sometimes like to pretend that im a big tree eating giant

I prefer retardposting.

Why, that's not how you cutepost at all! The thing to do is to write how a little girl would talk, not how a little girl would write! Use simple words, exclamation points, and get directly to the point! Also be sure to be nice and sweet while you post, or maybe mean too, but you can't be jaded and bitter like you are in real life for sure~.

>>5
c:

This "cuteposting" (better known as faggot weeb posting) bullshit literally sickens me to my stomach. Next person to post shit like "l-lewd / b-baka" or whatever disgusting shit you pedos have come up with gets my boot in their ass. Fair warning.

>>11
Put your boot in my anii b-baka onii-chan! c:

>>11
r-r-rude
no bully D:<

>>11
That's fine, but go puke somewhere else.

>>7
do you know the differance between brocoli and cauliflower?

>>15
one is white and they look like birches or maybe sick trees????

I grew broccoli in my window sill once, but never ate it. All the little tiny bulbs turned into pretty yellow flowers. So kawaii~!

broccoli smell like fart

>>17
c:

>>19
c:

>>20
c:

oωo

Tried it, appeared to be black. Would not recommend.

>>23
:c

where my otabros at

^_^

n i g g e r

>>26
^.^

>>27
rude tbh

>>28
cyoot! ^~^

>>27
ａｆｒｉｃａｎーａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ， ｔｓｋ

ｄｅｌ

ｔｈａｎｋｓ ＯＰ, ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｏｗ ｂｅ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｍａｋｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｃｕｔｅ ｐｏａｓｔｓ