Do you remember the old joak: "Yes means noa and noa means yes, soa do you want me to beat you?"
Well, there is a newly discovered soalution to this otherwise intractable problem: You should answer "maybe". That answer expresses enough uncertainty that it gives you time to abscond.
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Anonymous2015-04-19 16:51
Wouldn't your way ruin the joke, though? Might be better to play it safe in this instance, rather than adding new dialogue to a proven routine.
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RedCream2015-04-19 18:04
Foar whom is the joak ruined? An often used and well appreciated methodoaloagy in joak responses is to turn the joak around on the teller. In fact, the sudden alteration of a proven routine is one of the coar elements in successful joak construction.
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Anonymous2015-04-20 1:05
>>3 I'm not convinced... Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a joke or two but you must admit things can go from funny to awkward quickly when the element of surprise is introduced. A comfortingly anticipated punchline beats the hell out of the unexpected every time.
The obvious solution is a very much unexpected fist to the face and then running away. After all, he issued you a threat, and you reacted accordingly. Perhaps you could consider carrying a baseball bat with you at all times for these events.
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RedCream2015-04-20 15:05
Ah, yes, the unexpected fist to the face, folloaed up rapidly by the standard running away.