The Soalution Presents Itself

Do you remember the old joak: "Yes means noa and noa means yes, soa do you want me to beat you?"

Well, there is a newly discovered soalution to this otherwise intractable problem: You should answer "maybe". That answer expresses enough uncertainty that it gives you time to abscond.

Foar whom is the joak ruined? An often used and well appreciated methodoaloagy in joak responses is to turn the joak around on the teller. In fact, the sudden alteration of a proven routine is one of the coar elements in successful joak construction.