Name: Anonymous 2015-04-05 18:14
Go into any restaurant and order a water. Take all the sweetener packets, then leave. Free sugar!
Swap your license plates with an elderly neighbor's plates. You are now free to run as many red lights as you wish, as well as drive in the HOV lane and ignore tollbooths.
Gum is expensive and doesn't last very long. Chew on duct tape! It becomes gummy after just a few minutes and will last forever.
People often throw away perfectly good tobacco. Go to areas where smokers gather and pick up the butts. There is sometimes as much as a gram left! You can either smoke it yourself, or you can sell it to teenagers.
You can often get a discount at stores if you have a tantrum and accuse an employee if insulting you. Talk to the employee (be nice), then go to their manager and tell them that they said they didn't have time to help you or called you stupid or something. When they confront the employee, act indignant and subtly try to get them to fight back. With any luck, you'll get them fired and you'll get 5% or maybe even as much as 10% off!
Swap your license plates with an elderly neighbor's plates. You are now free to run as many red lights as you wish, as well as drive in the HOV lane and ignore tollbooths.
Gum is expensive and doesn't last very long. Chew on duct tape! It becomes gummy after just a few minutes and will last forever.
People often throw away perfectly good tobacco. Go to areas where smokers gather and pick up the butts. There is sometimes as much as a gram left! You can either smoke it yourself, or you can sell it to teenagers.
You can often get a discount at stores if you have a tantrum and accuse an employee if insulting you. Talk to the employee (be nice), then go to their manager and tell them that they said they didn't have time to help you or called you stupid or something. When they confront the employee, act indignant and subtly try to get them to fight back. With any luck, you'll get them fired and you'll get 5% or maybe even as much as 10% off!