I just paid $9 for rice

1) white rice = chinese food, ever hear of spanish rice?
2) whole black beans or whole pinto with bean water. No refried beans?
3) so much meat that it could fit on a spoon, it could be eaten in one bite
4) corn? who the fuck eats corn in a burrito?
5) wrap it like a cube or ball so you can eat it from any direction
6) pay $9

this is a disgrace to Mexican food. I will never eat there again. Support your local mom and

Why would you even go to a shitskin restaurant in the first place? Next time go to a German or Dutch restaurant.

Mexican food is shit. If you want real, authentic beaner food, get some pinto beans and boil them for a fortnight, then mash them up with some pig lard and spread it over a corn tortilla with bad amounts of salt. For a celebratory experience, through some goat cheese in the thing. If you are lucky, it still has tastes. But you will most likely have to go down to your local desert, find the hottest, reddest pepper plant that is just too damn mean to die and piss on it for months to help it grow. Then pick every last pepper and mash it into a paste and mix it with the beans. It may save you some trouble if you apply the pepperpaste directly to your anus and penis before eating it.

>>3
That actually sounds kinda good right now. I used to make it with leftover confit lard, so fuckin good.

>>3

pig lard

I hope you die from a heart attack, fat loving nigger.

>>5
who the fuck are you quoting, asshole/retard ?

>>6
He's quoting >>3 sensei from the looks of it, sir. The wider context appears to be from this:

then mash them up with some pig lard and spread it over a corn tortilla

>>7
Nobody has time to check that and you know it. I suspect you were simply being "epic" and using the "quoting things no one said meme." Next time take all that kind of shit to 4Chan's /b/.

>>6,8
Your self-esteem is so low you won't even admit your own mistake. Look, I'm not trying to be ``epic'' here. My post wouldn't have made sense if I hadn't quoted the pig lard because he wouldn't know if I was talking instead about the goat cheese.

Try not to make baseless attacks next time.

check 'em