I just paid $9 for rice

1) white rice = chinese food, ever hear of spanish rice?
2) whole black beans or whole pinto with bean water. No refried beans?
3) so much meat that it could fit on a spoon, it could be eaten in one bite
4) corn? who the fuck eats corn in a burrito?
5) wrap it like a cube or ball so you can eat it from any direction
6) pay $9

this is a disgrace to Mexican food. I will never eat there again. Support your local mom and

Mexican food is shit. If you want real, authentic beaner food, get some pinto beans and boil them for a fortnight, then mash them up with some pig lard and spread it over a corn tortilla with bad amounts of salt. For a celebratory experience, through some goat cheese in the thing. If you are lucky, it still has tastes. But you will most likely have to go down to your local desert, find the hottest, reddest pepper plant that is just too damn mean to die and piss on it for months to help it grow. Then pick every last pepper and mash it into a paste and mix it with the beans. It may save you some trouble if you apply the pepperpaste directly to your anus and penis before eating it.