proposition

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course i declined the offer because im a person of high moral standards and a strong willpower, just as strong as ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented with lemon or vanilla.

Nice joke.

I sniggered like a nigger.

Funny, cant wait to rell the lads this one

>>1
Alpha male here. You are seriously autistic, she obviously wanted your dick. How the hell did you fuck up even this easy lay?

betas in charge of getting laid

>>5
Back to your cage, "alpha male". Humans don't have alpha males, so you must be a monkey or a dog or some shit.

>>5
Typical ``alpha male'' being retarded, taking >>1 seriously and quoting what hasn't been said.

>>7-kun you have failed to ⁶⁶maximally optimize⁹⁹ yoar quoats. Admit yoar roal.