Whoever set it up for me, described me as "hip". I can't possibly live up to that expectation, so what do I do.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 22:56
Being hip is all about swinging your hips. Also be sure to wear tight yoga pants so your hipdom stands out. And make dirty hints to your date that (s)he can pat you on your hip.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 23:26
Smoke at least seven joints before going to the date.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 2:30
Whoever set it up for me, described me as "a nigger". I can't possibly live up to that expectation, so what do I do.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 4:46
Whoever set it up for me, described me as a "JACKSON 5 GET". I can't possibly live up to that expectation, so what do I do.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 5:25
>>5 I will admit, it is hard to live up to Jackson 5. You're pretty much fucked.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 11:31
Whoever set it up for me, described me as "Nikita". I can't possibly live up to that expectation, so what do I do.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 11:49
>>6 Yep, you'd have to be a negroid pedophile to live up to Jackson.