the law should be changed

Wait, why's it against the law to have sex with dead animals?

- Do I have a big smile on my face? Oh, I'll never kiss and tell...but I pounded that ape, twice...
- Meatwad, back away.
- Yeah, and bow down to the king of ape sex!
(slices off Shake's top — from the nose up — with a battle axe)
- I'm sorry you had to see that, Meatwad, but in order to kill a zombie, you have to separate the brain from the spine.
- Hey, I just heard, like, a pop, did you hear that?
- Goddamn Wikipedia!

Is that what you think of me? I can't control myself. I... I have no moral compass, 'cause I wasn't raised right. But if you want to get rid of me, and my disease... and my insatiable appetite for brains and sex with infected animals... then just tell me where to go.