You won't fuck them unless you have social status. If you have no friends, you probably have no social status. So forget it.
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deskchair2015-01-17 7:30
i wouldve suggested online dating. but it is shit as fuck. no one on there are serious and perhaps you arent either. plus they are stupid as hell. so you cant really talk to them. lets try to be serious for a moment, if that is possible here, do you like to go out to bars and shit?
A woman isn't going to make you happy, broski. Like if you need another person to fill that emptiness inside of you, you got like bigger problems and shit. Listen why not God? With Him all things are possible and that deeper meaning can be found if you simply lay down your pride, reject the cult of dawkins and find what millenia of your forebearers have already discovered. Women are the root of al evil. They caused the fall of man and all the misery in the world. God knows this and that is why he marked them so their sin would be represented once a month. Man was perfect and happy and rocking creation until women fucked all that shit up by listening to the serpntine jew and spreading it's poisonous lies to man.
Let's get some suggestions going on. I propose enrolling in some community college hobby class, like cooking or a foreign language. You are bound to meet women there.
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deskchair2015-01-17 13:10
hmm if he gets into cooking he can come visit me. besides someone has to test the quality of his cookings.
Well you get all the compaionship you could want. You don't have to deal with bitch shit. Wingman and drinking buddy for life. Someone to talk 2hu with in meatspace. Help moving shit. No one is going to bitch about leaving the toilet seat up. It's actually is cheaper to live with someone if that someone isn't a 115 lbs. leech that is getting fatter and uglier by the day sucking you dry until she finally takes the kids and makes you pay for the rest of you life for her to fuck other dudes. Only thing you can't do with a hetreo life partner is fuck them, but they will always be your wingman and if that fails you can get whores.
>>18 Why should I do this instead of living with my mom? The hetero partner is not going to wash my pants nor clean the toilet nor make food nor make tea for me.
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Anonymous2015-01-17 15:43
>>1 Go to your local christian community and find a woman to marry.
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Anonymous2015-01-17 15:43
>>22 She is going to die long before you, and you will end up taking care of her near the end. Also a hetero life partnner isn't going to care if the toilet is a little dirty or if you have worn the same pajamas three days in a row. You will both clean up after yourself when it gets too gross. The tea issue is a big deal, but technology will fix that for us in the future.
Where have all these 2011 /r9k/ tier faggots come from? Get out of here you angry normalfag virgins.
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Anonymous2015-01-18 16:13
>>24 Living with a cute sissy boy/trap that would clean the toilet and make me tea would not be bad at all, even if I had to sleep (without sex) or cuddle with him.
>>25 It's trendy now, with people like Elliot Rogers becoming superstars and sites like wizardchan going mainstream and getting mentioned on the big bang theory. Nowadays everybody is a crybaby normalfag.
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Anonymous2015-01-18 17:01
>>27 I said no sex, two boys can't have sex together anyway.
>>28 There is one last bastion in the Wired. One place where the spirit of the internet lives on. It is a place of retardation and the severely mentally ill.
>>25,28,32 Oh cry less and stop being so dramatic about your forums. People think old 2004-2005 era 4chan was good but if you look back at those threads they would be called cancer these days. I was the OP and I was just shit posting. I've also been to about every bbs/textboard/forum posted in progrider and old prog and they're all equally awful. So don't think you have any secret boards without the people you don't like and just admit you're miserable and like to whine a lot.
There's the problem. You're used to a terrible standard. Take the average 4chan post and it's a verbal fight carried on by people who act like 10 year olds. Ask yourself, what is your intention when you make a post? Is it art? What is it that you are doing here right now, on this site?
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Anonymous2015-01-19 20:48
>>37 Dunno. I have a lot of caps and stuff like that. I have one very amusing one of an awful thread about Tsukihime. A moderator comes in and locks the thread because he didn't want to taint a perfect thread, or at least that's what he said.
>>39 I'm not trying to make art. I'm just trying to pass time and get a chuckle every now and again. This site does exactly that. Yeah 4chan is full of fights with people acting like 10 year olds but I don't see other forums as much different. Every community has their in jokes and mannerisms and every community thinks theirs are good and everyone else's is shit.
There was a point in time when I briefly subscribed to the "/jp/ way" of thinking that all the other boards were terrible because their memes weren't as good or whatever. It was really silly and I cringe thinking I was better than people who went to other boards. Since then it no longer matters. I've been in and out of nearly every board and forum that's mildly interested me and it's a lot easier on yourself if you stop narrowing down what you think is an acceptable community. If I want to discuss a video game or an anime I hop onto /v/ or /a/ and make a thread. It's not a perfect thread but I get some people who actually talk about it, a bunch of other arguing over random things and some other miscellaneous posts. And honestly, their trash jokes are not much worse than the ones here. Join the light side man. It's a lot more fun where I'm standing.
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Anonymous2015-01-19 21:20
>>40 Just because most of the internet is shit, doesn't mean it all has to be. Do what you want with your time but I'll pity you if you spend it like an /r9k/ type or an argumentative 10 year old.
>>50 American's like to clap even when there is no reason to. As I understand it when they go to see a film they clap after it is finished, despite the fact that the actors can not hear them.
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Anonymous2015-01-20 17:22
>>51 Yeah Americans just generally struggle with reality.