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The subjunctive pledge

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 2:09

I (insert name here) pledge to use the subjunctive mood in all instances, whether they be comical or serious, were it ever applicable, lest it be forgotten.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 9:46

Sometimes I pee from my asshole.

Name: RedCream 2014-11-22 16:57

Any person who doesn't have sex with a girl 12 or younger is pretty much pedophile except in exceptional cases such as 14 year old has sex with fast developed 12 year old.

These kind of pedophiles need to go into the gas chambers used in America for the death penalty.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 23:18

>>3
RedCream never sages.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 2:06

War never changes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 2:20

Anus never fades.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 16:28

I don't even know what that means.

Name: RedCream 2014-11-23 17:06

>>4
RedCream never sages.

Coarrect.

Name: subjunctive professir 2014-11-23 17:28

>>7
Essentially the subjunctive is a verb form used in hypothetical situations as opposed to regular situations, where the common indicative is employed instead. Many languages have a subjunctive mood. English often confuses the subjunctive with the indicative, largely because their morphologies are so identical.

The subjunctive form is essentially the bare infinitive without the 'to.' You might or might not be saying to yourself, "what's the big deal? English conjugates nearly every verb with the bare infinitive." And that's true. For instance, we have a verb like "to run", and we conjugate it as "I run", "we run", "you run","they run". However, when we use the third person forms "he runs" and "the boy runs", we add an -s. The subjunctive doesn't do this. The subjunctive becomes "he run." Therefore, the subjunctive is pretty much only noticeable in the third person singular.

It is also noticeable in the verb "to be", in which case it is simply "be" in all persons. So: "I be", "you be", "he be", etc. This verb is also unique because it has a past subjunctive, "I were", "you were", "he were".

The subjunctive is rarely used by itself. It is usually used after a verb of recommendation or preference. For instance: "I recommend he eat an apple", "I would prefer she bring somebody else".

It's also used after conjunctions like "whether" and "lest", as seen in >>1

It plays an important part in "if" constructions, where the subjunctive is preferred. For instance, "if I were a girl", "if you were to sing", etc. The subjunctive is particularly great because it allows inversion. Consider "were I to dance" instead of "if I were to dance."

Name: RedCream 2014-11-23 18:48

>>9

Too much roal admitted.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 21:12

my roal: dubs

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 1:10

>>11
Nice

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