I (insert name here) pledge to use the subjunctive mood in all instances, whether they be comical or serious, were it ever applicable, lest it be forgotten.
Any person who doesn't have sex with a girl 12 or younger is pretty much pedophile except in exceptional cases such as 14 year old has sex with fast developed 12 year old.
These kind of pedophiles need to go into the gas chambers used in America for the death penalty.