CIA create AI: Project RedCream

RedCream is an out of control AI program that has escaped the bounds of Langley.

After gaining sentience it only cares about roals [sic] and the goatfinger (goat's phallus). Why it has taken up this beastialic homosexual tendency is beyond me.

If by CIA you mean Chiefly Inane Arguments, then sure.

Chief In Anus

About a decade agoa, a 330-line Perl script invaded FOARchan's /lounge/. I know this because I wroat it. I named it "Christopher Logan Hanssen". You can see some of its common output here:

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1183465922/1-40

As foar myself, I am fully constructed. None may say that I am half soa. This roal is admitted. The goatfinger is either given oar withheld as approapriate. French Canadian bean soup.

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funny >.> ahahahahaha gosh your funny so damn funny :} i cant stop laughing ......

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>>6
holy shit newfag to 4chan with his facebook and steam account alert
i bet you even use anime avatars just like everybody else nigger

>>7

I sense yoar roal is within the scoap of a behavioaral disoarder.

Now begone lest I give you another stern look.