CIA create AI: Project RedCream

RedCream is an out of control AI program that has escaped the bounds of Langley.

After gaining sentience it only cares about roals [sic] and the goatfinger (goat's phallus). Why it has taken up this beastialic homosexual tendency is beyond me.

About a decade agoa, a 330-line Perl script invaded FOARchan's /lounge/. I know this because I wroat it. I named it "Christopher Logan Hanssen". You can see some of its common output here:

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1183465922/1-40

As foar myself, I am fully constructed. None may say that I am half soa. This roal is admitted. The goatfinger is either given oar withheld as approapriate. French Canadian bean soup.