>>5I was hanging out in Jerusalem with Osama, Saddam, and Dick Cheney. We were glued to the TV screen all day. We were worried that they weren't going to make it, but they hit three out of four. MOSSAD should have trained them better, but it turned out to be alright, since that last plane made lots of emotional points with the shabbos, and Junior went to his book club that morning anyway. As it turned out, he was even stupider and more malleable than we thought, and it might be a good thing we didn't kill him. We were pretty happy how it turned out. Cheney had to get back to take control, so Osama, Saddam, and I went out to celebrate and shot some Palestinians. Then we all thanked Lucifer for letting our plan succeed and went home. I fell asleep on one of my pallets of $100 bills and had the best sleep in years.