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Russia bans McDonalds

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-31 2:57

http://english.pravda.ru/business/companies/25-07-2014/128162-mcdonalds_russia-0/

that is official, coming from now reinstated http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda newspaper.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 16:26

>>156
I'm not saying they should invite the jews to go to some oblast as if it was their own, I'm saying they should be "sent" there, like these ukrainians.

>>157
Latitude is not the only factor that influences climate you stupid jackass. Mongolia is even more to the south and temperatures can get as low as -30C. Japan is about on the same latitude as the Iberian peninsula but is much chillier than it. Ignorant code monkey go study some geography before shitting through your mouth.

>>160
Celsius or Kevin are the only ones accepted. Everything related to the Fahrenheit scale is retarded and unscientific.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 16:51

>>161
What if I use Réaumur?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 18:24

>>162
I don't know what that is, but it sounds French, like those Le Système international d'unités. Therefore I will not be using it as I am not a homosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 18:32

If it ain't American, it is a crap.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 18:39

>>164
America is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-27 20:09

>>165
dat envy ;)

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-28 13:17

China fights evil capitalist Android
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/aug/26/china-microsoft-apple-android-state-software

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-28 19:18

If it is American, it's fat.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-29 5:25

>>168
If it is American, it is javashit

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-29 14:13

>>165>>168>>169

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMGzUd9u6zE

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-29 14:40

Russia is gonna be blocked from SWIFT
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-08-29/u-k-wants-eu-to-block-russia-from-swift-banking-network.html

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-31 15:50

Official Russian TV says that Ebola virus is a bio-weapon, developed by America to destroy Russia:
http://www.ntv.ru/novosti/1204919

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-02 4:10

Russian government began forming militia brigades, which are going to fight any anti-establishment activity
http://russian.rt.com/article/48072

basically if you have business in Russia and some government official decides to take it over from you, he now has help of these brigades, which can act outside of law.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-02 19:27

Since 22 August Russia is officially at war with Ukraine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Invasion_of_Ukraine_%282014%29

the infantry soldiers are paid $200/month. That is how much a human life cost there.

I.e. a Russian will happily kill you for 1/5 of IPhone 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sXIJ7bp8F8

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-03 0:09

An LGBT activist was arrested because of his anti-Putin comments on the internet:
http://newsru.com/russia/29aug2014/khabarovsk_terr.html

he is being charged with extremist activity and organizing the "homosexual terrorist underground".

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-03 4:02

holy shit nikita what the fuck is going on in your shithole of a country? the world is becoming more and more a parody of itself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-03 5:56

>>176

Putin's clique decided to build some communist-dictatorship-monarchy hybrid.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-03 7:19

thank you for translating for us nikita. >>175 doesn't reach western news.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-03 13:10

Faggots are the real problem

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-03 18:07

>>178
It does reach western news:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/feb/05/russia-anti-gay-law-criticism-playing-into-putin-hands

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-03 22:36

>>180

Of course it reaches western news, it's about gays.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 4:53

Russia plans to restrict emigration and capital flight:
http://tourdream.net/archives/22010
http://pora-valit.livejournal.com/2562570.html

currently Russian imposes tax on anyone, leaving Russia for the West, but soon the government could ban any money or gold export at all. Although, you can't easily buy gold in Russia anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 8:48

Now Google is under attack, because of "subversive activity":
http://izvestia.ru/news/576148

Russian government plans to replace Google with their own search engine, called Sputnik:
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%BF%D1%83%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA_%28%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%B0%29

it will work akin to the Great Chinese Firewall. Russia already employs North Korean IT experts, who build Kwangmyong.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 8:50

>>183
English language report:
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/business/article/russia-presents-new-state-owned-search-engine-called-sputnik/500727.html

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 19:21

>>183
Don't worry Nikita. I'll write software that allows one to use a BBS over sneaker net and I will smuggle usb drives back and forth over the border.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 19:25

radio can be recieved discretely. Why not transmit digital information over it?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 19:26

>>185
That is dangerous. People are regularly busted for smuggling stuff over border using RC-planes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeGVznkv63M

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 19:32

>>186

Government can detect transmitter location by triangulation. They can also decrease signal to noise ratio. That is how Russians take down American drones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_jamming_and_deception

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 19:40

>>188
How about we use lasers? Surely some wavelength of laser will bounce off some pre-determined celestial body and\or the ionosphere and someone else can pick it up. Is Putin going to watch the entire sky for a tiny modulated dot? It's not as if we'd be blasting Master Spark into the sky.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 19:47

Maybe we should smoke signals.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 20:11

>>190

Good idea, but viable only on short distances. Any unclassified traffic on intranet will provoke government. To make classification feasible and eliminate possibility of steganography, truly entrenched government will likely ban all non-approved formats. And you can't easily hide anything in plain HTML, because any redundancy could be detected.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 21:13

>>187
I will strap a row of 32GB sdcards to a trained mouse.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 21:16

>>191
You can hide plenty of text in images and video.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 21:19

>>189
I really want to chat with someone using morse code on the moon.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 21:23

>>193

Any image or video non-approved by government will surely expose you as a spy and enemy of the people. Why would a patriotic citizen take photographs anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 21:24

>>194
Law enforcement agents would love to chat with you
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber-hose_cryptanalysis

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 22:07

>>195
No government is powerful enough to stop the wave of narcissism that powers the limitless flow of selfies on the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-04 23:02

>>199
Nothing a good christian dictatorship wouldn't fix:
http://www.allaboutgod.com/sin-of-pride.htm
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