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TOUHOU [Part 1]

Name: THE TOUHOUS 2014-07-10 22:57

Is that so?

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-10 23:05

so nanoka

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 0:23

Is this the personal info thread? I start
Age: 12
Gender: Female
Favorite food: Mexican food
Favorite programming language: C
Place where I born: North france
Eye color: Aryan blue
Skin color: Pure white
I look like: A 2hu
Other info: Lack of girly hole, intead I have a big thing that pees. I like tea, sweet things, hugs and programming

Name: Rabbi Chaim Goldstein 2014-07-11 0:42

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Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 1:07

I've and idea for RTS with Touhou.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 1:42

>>3

Aryan blue

One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of the bushes.

"Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms held me firm to the ground.

"Today I will have you recieve the old testament.", he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had never seen such a thick and immense testament before.

"Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him. "I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!"

"Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!"

...but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could hardly think.

"Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply, gasping for air with his every thrust.

Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his. I wished it would never stop. I had finally found my master race.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 2:09

blue eyes is a codeword for pisswater glasses wearing big nose german inbred.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 2:37

>>8
Potato nose moon-faced brit/slav detected

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 4:22

A lot of Jews have blue eyes and blonde hair. Russian Jews for some reason get red hair (for example http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoly_Chubais )

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 14:29

lain

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 15:08

eastern project arisu / lain arisu

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 15:10

>>11
Whore

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 16:36

>>13

you mom

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 17:02

>>14
How d u kno im a mom?

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 18:04

ITT: Your favorite Rabbi and why you hate youkai

My favorite Rabbi is Moshe Feinstein and I hate youkai because of their shameless disruption of the peace in Gensokyo, which they caused thanks to the bouts of a few whimsical barbarians who were bored. It has been over 18 years ago, yet you're still using the same excuse to make a fuss about ANYTHING: the Scarlet Mist incident, the Late Spring incident, the atrocities you're committing against the sacred lands you STOLE thanks to your miko friend in the Hakurei Shrine.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 18 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because the lazy miko will let you and your kind stay at the shrine.
Can you imagine a doctor at a rural village being excused for the catastrophe she caused just because some smug doctor stepped on her grandfather's thesis? It would be inexcusable, but then again youkai have their friend in the Great Hakurei Shrine who loves to hold tea parties, all possible by tugging at an otaku's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the Human Village then are you still wasting no effort to instigate fear and manipulate public opinione, youkai?

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 20:09

>>16
My favorite Rabbi is Rabbi Tzvi Freeman and I hate youkai because they suck

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 20:23

Was Jesus a rabbi?

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 20:25

>>18

No, because Jesus loved the youkai.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 20:55

>>6
I had an idea for a Touhou TCG but there's one already. It was going to be fast-paced and fun.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-11 21:01

>>20
TCGs are fucking boring, faggot. Go play some Kantai Collection and take your shit tastes somewhere else.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-12 3:23

>>21

"play some Kantai Collection"? You mean it's a game? I thought it was only porn.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-06 22:14

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-15 1:34

>>6
Please share your idea with us.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-16 6:07

I smell weebcucks in this thread, I am afraid.

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