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feminist apocalypse

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 1:56

Be 2045

Be white cis male living in the subterranean slums of Tolerance Zone 77-A (formally known as New York City)

White cis people were forced underground during the Obama Wars

The cis are not allowed on the surface world for this is our punishment for a history of oppression.

The surface dwellers known as the ETPA (Equality, Tolerance, and Privilege Authority) are constantly raiding into the Under-City to stop us white cis people oppressing them with out existence

After years of scavenging I was finally able to construct a primitive system comparable to the computers from the before time.

”Finally! Maybe I can contact other clusters of cis people, maybe there is even a resistance in Europe!”

Manage to get on the internet (to my surprise the ETPA kept it intact)

Go to check /pol/ (surely if there were other cis people left this would be their last bastion)

Click the link

Suddenly screen starts flashing red, my device starts smoking

Bold text appears saying WE FOUND YOU CIS SCUM

”Oh shi-“

Suddenly a colossal drill bursts through the rocky ceiling

Shit what have I done! they’ve found us!

Shouting for my family to run

It’s too late, a Privilege-Pod has crashed through the rocky crust protecting out community from the ETPA

From the pod emerge 10 heavily armed Deci-sexual trans-ethnic Bi-Navajo wymyn riding War-Bovines who self identify as Paleolithic Mastodons of an indiscriminate sex and gender.

They run me down and beat me with non phallic clubs of tolerance and place a Cis Correction Collar around my neck which leaves me immobile and docile.

As a take a last look at the scene unfolding around me before they inject me with Walrus Estrogen I see my city in flames as more Pods break through the rock ceiling and my cis family being taken away in shackles

A single tear rolls down by cheek as the reality sets in that I caused all this

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 1:57

2035

live in Tolerance Zone #65

be nu-trans fourth trimester transsexual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc

see cis white male at the zoo

ask “mommies, what’s that?”

they don’t know

Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield

tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime

tells me not to be scared, because the monsters‘ penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars

start to cry

s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up

feel the calming femininity wash over me

s/he tells me that the monsters aren’t allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society

go back out to gaze once more at the cis-gendered abomination

throw Privilege Peanuts at him

everyone laughs

take some soma

go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 3:59

>>2
Privilege Peanuts

I fucking lost it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 10:04

unfunny

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 12:18

funny

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 14:33

'>le epic greentext stories xDDDDDD

Name: >>5 2014-06-05 16:34

>>6
They aren't epic at all. In fact, it's a sign to not read that post because the person who wrote it must be retarded.

Name: >>5 2014-06-06 8:15

>>7
You aren't me.

Also, you are a humourless faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2016-07-17 0:58

epic imagereddit memes, /b/ro!

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-14 16:21

Better than most threads on reddit, tbqh

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-14 17:58

ok

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-14 20:28

Apocalypse averted

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-14 20:29

>>12
Bummer

Name: Anonymous 2016-11-14 20:42

>>11
Le pedophile sage-dubs

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