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feminist apocalypse

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 1:56

Be 2045

Be white cis male living in the subterranean slums of Tolerance Zone 77-A (formally known as New York City)

White cis people were forced underground during the Obama Wars

The cis are not allowed on the surface world for this is our punishment for a history of oppression.

The surface dwellers known as the ETPA (Equality, Tolerance, and Privilege Authority) are constantly raiding into the Under-City to stop us white cis people oppressing them with out existence

After years of scavenging I was finally able to construct a primitive system comparable to the computers from the before time.

”Finally! Maybe I can contact other clusters of cis people, maybe there is even a resistance in Europe!”

Manage to get on the internet (to my surprise the ETPA kept it intact)

Go to check /pol/ (surely if there were other cis people left this would be their last bastion)

Click the link

Suddenly screen starts flashing red, my device starts smoking

Bold text appears saying WE FOUND YOU CIS SCUM

”Oh shi-“

Suddenly a colossal drill bursts through the rocky ceiling

Shit what have I done! they’ve found us!

Shouting for my family to run

It’s too late, a Privilege-Pod has crashed through the rocky crust protecting out community from the ETPA

From the pod emerge 10 heavily armed Deci-sexual trans-ethnic Bi-Navajo wymyn riding War-Bovines who self identify as Paleolithic Mastodons of an indiscriminate sex and gender.

They run me down and beat me with non phallic clubs of tolerance and place a Cis Correction Collar around my neck which leaves me immobile and docile.

As a take a last look at the scene unfolding around me before they inject me with Walrus Estrogen I see my city in flames as more Pods break through the rock ceiling and my cis family being taken away in shackles

A single tear rolls down by cheek as the reality sets in that I caused all this

Name: >>5 2014-06-05 16:34

>>6
They aren't epic at all. In fact, it's a sign to not read that post because the person who wrote it must be retarded.

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