I'm a 24 year old male, I imagine that I have a girlfriend

I'm a 24 year old male and to keep from depression I imagine that I have a girlfriend, I think about all the stuff we to together and what friends we would have. It really works and I'm always happy

How pathetic am i from a scale of 1 to autistic

lemon

If it works for you then great. It would be pathetic only if you didn't wish for a girlfriend yet you longed for one because society expects your happiness to depend on having a girlfriend.

>>1
I got my first irl gf at that age, but I had to stop programming for about a year so I could use my time to understand the outside world. It was a waste of time: sex is overrated and the girl was an idiot...

girlfriends are a waste of time and energy and they will always disappoint you, sex is not a big enough reward to put it with it. i regret every girl i've stayed with and everytime i penetrated their defiled, stained meat-holes.
I wish i was still a virgin. OP, if you are depressed, a girl won't bring you happiness.

>>4

but I had to stop programming for about a year so I could use my time to understand the outside world.

what is so complicated about it that requires time off for understanding?

>>4-5
Suits you for dating morons.

>>6
If you attempt to date a moron like >>4-5 seem to have done, you will have to learn to deal with them.

I would be your gf if I did not had a bf
I have read my SICP and I like anime, getting a SICP gf would be nice

>>1
You're pathetic if you have an imaginary 3D girl. Things are different if it's a 2D girl.

>>7

says the virgin
did you ever date anything else beside ur hands LMAO

>>10
go suck newt gingrichs cock

>>11
is that an informed recommendation you fucking faggot?

I have a girlfriend. Don't listen to the bitter nerds, sex is cool and being in love is cooler - both feel really great. Anyway, sorry you don't have one!

Also, sex only really feels great when you can indulge in your fetishes or make your partner orgasm, otherwise I'd agree that it's overrated.

>>14
Naked women are my fetish.

Having sex is cool. Everyone knows this, otherwise you wouldn't masturbate to twohous. You most likely want to have sex, be it with a twohou or a real girl.

Having a girlfriend might be a good experience for some people, but it can be nothing more than a burden and an annoyance for others. Not everyone enjoys the company of someone who might not be interested in the same stuff you like or is in a different mood than you. Some others might enjoy company regardless of the situation and that's okay too.

Please stop forcing your beliefs on others, Mr. Bitter Reddit and Mr. Raving Brogrammer.

>>16
Most people only want a girlfriend so that they can have a girl to fuck who no one else fucks.

>>17
Makes sense. Having a girlfriend isn't that different from having a relatively close friend who happens to be a girl and wants to have sex with you each now and then. I don't understand why people delude themselves into thinking they're ``in love''. An EXPERT PROGRAMMER has more important things to care about like rewriting all his web apps in Chicken Scheme.

>>16

I'll force my "beliefs" on you, how about that cakeboy?

>>18
Congratulations, you're autistic. But I'm not saying the average peon and their lowly emotions know anything and feel anything about love or any other eXtreme emotion (all emotions should be eXtreme). Also stop assuming every person is straight you nutty elliot rodger-tier faggot.

Also stop assuming everyone is a straight white male.

You stupid nigger, you cant even reason about this shit correctly. Go be an aspie somewhere else.

>>21
Also stop assuming everyone is assuming everyone is a straight white male. Everyone in this thread could have been assuming that everyone is a lesbian.

>>16
I'll force my balls in your face, dyke

>>23
I'll pin you to the ground and smother your face in my vulva.

>>21
go be a theist retard somewhere else

>>25
Atheists hate women, what's new?

>>23-24
hot

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It does look like a standing dog, now that you mention it

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One thing that doesn’t seem to occur to anyone: is it possible that Turing was not gay, in the sense that we usually mean it? I realize that it’s PC nowadays to get borderline violent whenever anyone even suggests that so much as one person who follows a gay lifestyle is anything other than a member of the Third Sex. Here in the real world, however, there are plenty of lonely eccentrics who dabble in homosexuality due to the difficulty of finding female companionship. (John Forbes Nash, Jr., was an example).

It may stretch some of the minds here to the breaking point, but what if Turing were simply a nerd who couldn’t get laid by females?

One thing that doesn’t seem to occur to anyone: is it possible that Hitler was not racist, in the sense that we usually mean it? I realize that it’s PC nowadays to get borderline violent whenever anyone even suggests that so much as one person who follows a racist lifestyle is anything other than a member of the Third Reich. Here in the real world, however, there are plenty of lonely eccentrics who dabble in racism due to the difficulty of finding black companionship. (John Forbes Nash, Jr., was an example).

It may stretch some of the minds here to the breaking point, but what if Hitler were simply a nerd who couldn’t get laid by strong black women?

>>31
He was not gay, dubs say so