I'm a 24 year old male, I imagine that I have a girlfriend

I'm a 24 year old male and to keep from depression I imagine that I have a girlfriend, I think about all the stuff we to together and what friends we would have. It really works and I'm always happy

How pathetic am i from a scale of 1 to autistic

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I got my first irl gf at that age, but I had to stop programming for about a year so I could use my time to understand the outside world. It was a waste of time: sex is overrated and the girl was an idiot...

girlfriends are a waste of time and energy and they will always disappoint you, sex is not a big enough reward to put it with it. i regret every girl i've stayed with and everytime i penetrated their defiled, stained meat-holes.
I wish i was still a virgin. OP, if you are depressed, a girl won't bring you happiness.