You: I put on my violet wizard robe and silly hat. You: I am a sorcerer of the Lambda-Calculus and I possess spells of imperative magic. You: You are a lvl2 Monadic Knight. You: We are in an underground corridor. You: Facing us is a level 4 UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. You: What do? Stranger: use smite? You: You use smite on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. It's not very effective. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT reacts and starts attacking you. Stranger: hire a lawyer You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 12 HP. You: You hire a lawyer. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT casts GENERAL-PROTECTION-FAULT on your team. You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 8 HP. You: The wizard loses 6 HP. He still has 8 HP. You: The wizard casts CLOSURE-ENTOMBING on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned! Stranger: use Unrelenting Destructive Force You: You use UNRELENTING-DESTRUCTIVE-FORCE on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is healed for 6 HP (overheal: 6 HP) and isn't stunned anymore! You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT attacks you. You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 4 HP. Stranger: drop acid You: You launch a VIAL-OF-ACID on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. It's not very effective. You: The wizard casts OVERFLOWING-REMOTE-THREAD on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT loses all its MP and is stunned! Stranger: stab the wizard You: You stab the wizard. You: Rolling dice You: . You: . You: . You: Critical hit! You: The wizard loses 8 HP. You: The wizard dies. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything. Stranger: call upon the forces of poseidon You: You call upon the forces of Poseidon. Three level 1 turtles join your team. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything. Stranger: combine turtles using Genetic Splicer You: Fusing 3 TURTLES. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything. Stranger: Swallow unconstrained side effect You: You EAT the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. You: Success. You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT casts BUFFER-OVERFLOW on you. You: You now are under the effects of CANCER. You: 3 TURTLES have fused to form a level 2 KAPPA. Stranger: take some more lsd You: You don't have that in your inventory! Stranger: use chemotherapy You: You don't have that in your inventory! Stranger: eat kappa You: You try to eat KAPPA. You: KAPPA dodges your FEROCIOUS-DINNER-STRIKE. You: KAPPA attacks you. You: KAPPA hits your head and you lose 3 HP. You: You still have 1 HP. You are knocked-off. You: KAPPA starts haxing your anus. You: KAPPA eats your SHIRIKODAMA. You: You are dead.