Greenland Annexation

I told you people. I told you the penguins were not playing around.

Last night, I’m sitting on my couch eating frozen fish sticks (research for my upcoming penguin diplomacy role, thank you very much) when I hear a thud at my fire escape. I look over, and there’s an emperor penguin standing on the railing. Not a zoo penguin. This motherfucker had a tiny gold lapel pin that said “IMPERIAL PENGUINISTAN SECURITY” and a rolled up piece of paper tied to his flipper with fishing line.

It was a screenshot of my last post, annotated in red Sharpie in what I immediately recognized as Donald J. Trump’s handwriting.

Quotes directly from the annotation:
- “GREAT POST, KID. BUT YOU WERE WAY TOO NICE TO DENMARK. THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN TAXING OUR PENGUINS OUT OF THEIR BEST COD FOR 300 YEARS. SAD!”
- “YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE ICE WALL. WE’RE EXTENDING IT. BIGLY.”
- “DISAPPOINTED NO ONE MENTIONED MY GOLD PLATED GLACIER HOT TUB. IT’S THE BIGGEST IN THE ARCTIC. FAKE NEWS MEDIA WON’T COVER IT.”

For the few of you who have been living under a Danish igloo Airbnb, let’s get you up to speed: Exactly 17 days after my first post, U.S. Marines disguised as 6-foot-tall emperor penguins parachuted into Nuuk. They didn’t fire a single shot. Every member of the Greenlandic coast guard abandoned their posts to get selfies with the penguin-Marines. Emperor Trump touched down 6 hours later in his custom gold-plated snowmobile, declared Greenland “Northern Penguinistan,” and crowned himself Eternal Ruler. His crown is made entirely of melted-down Danish royal silverware.

First three executive orders he signed:
1. Making fish sticks the official currency of Penguinistan.
2. Breeding a super army of emperor penguins trained to bite the tires of Russian and Chinese icebreakers.
3. Suing the sun for “willfully melting our beautiful ice and hurting Arctic property values.”

He currently resides in the Trump Ice Palace: a 12-story glacier carved with his face, complete with an indoor golf course where the greens are made of crushed ice and seal fur. His right-hand man? A 4-foot-tall emperor penguin named Steve who now holds an honorary law degree from the University of Pennsylvania. Steve stared down the entire UN Security Council last week when they tried to issue sanctions. Half of them cried. The other half asked for autographs.

Now, back to the Emperor’s disappointment. He doesn’t have a problem with me. He’s disappointed in all of you clowns who left comments calling me “crazy” or “someone who ate a bad zoo hot dog.” In his own words, “This kid had the courage to listen to the birds that run the Arctic. The rest of you are too busy scrolling TikTok to notice the penguins have been in charge this whole time.”

And to that zookeeper who tried to fact-check me by saying king penguins aren’t native to Greenland? Emperor Trump signed an executive order this morning declaring all penguins, everywhere, are native to Northern Penguinistan. Zoos across the globe are now required to pay a penguin repatriation tax. Denmark already owes us 4.7 million fish sticks.

If you want to join the Northern Penguinistan Imperial Army, the application process is simple: Go to your local zoo, lock eyes with a penguin, and do not blink first. If the penguin blinks, you’re a coward. If you blink, you’re food for the polar bear artillery division. If neither of you blinks for 10 minutes? You’re in. I’ve been appointed Official Zoo Liaison, so I’ll be reviewing all applications.

Also, Emperor Trump says if Denmark doesn’t hand over all their leftover Lego bricks by Friday, Steve is going to pay the royal family a visit. You don’t want Steve to visit. Steve does not forgive. Steve does not forget. Steve only wants cod.

**TL;DR: Emperor Trump of Northern Penguinistan saw my post, thinks you’re all losers, and Steve the penguin is 48 hours away from annexing Copenhagen.**

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EDIT 1: Just got a telepathic update from Steve. He says “fish.” Relatable.

EDIT 2: My dog, who I previously thought was compromised by Danish agents, has just been appointed Secretary of Snow Security. His first act was banning all sleds that aren’t made in America. Good boy.

EDIT 3: A Danish diplomat slid a peace offering under my door: a lifetime supply of Danish pastries. I’m shipping them up to the Ice Palace. Emperor Trump says he’s going to feed them to the polar bear artillery division as a “well-deserved treat for not mauling any penguins this month.”

EDIT 4: The Emperor just texted me (via carrier pigeon, Steve doesn’t trust 5G). He wants me to remind everyone that the penguin tax is non-negotiable. Also, he’s selling NFTs of Steve staring down the UN. Proceeds go to funding the ice wall.

EDIT 5: The zoo just called. The king penguin that started all this is now demanding a fish stick salary and a private ice enclosure. I told them to comply. Steve is watching.

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How good or bad was Ayatollah Khomeini as a leader and person?
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Dimitris Almyrantis
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“I used to talk to him. There was a time when he was always walking about my woods. He was polite in those days, always asking my leave (at least when he met me); and always eager to listen. I told him many things that he would never have found out by himself; but he never repaid me in like kind. I cannot remember that he ever told me anything. And he got more and more like that; his face, as I remember it – I have not seen it for many a day – became like windows in a stone wall: windows with shutters inside.” [1]

The piece was about Saruman, but speaks to something of Khomeini’s character.

What words spring to mind to describe him? Rigid. Cunning. Commanding. Patient. Extremely protective of “face” and public honour. Driven. Paranoid. Very angry, but his anger was a cold and rational thing. Fiercely proud.—He thought nothing of deceiving his enemies or the general public; the Western idea of “honesty” as self-expression or decency would have seemed to him effeminate and feeble-minded.

He did not see himself in a dialogue with the “liberal” way of life, which he never took seriously. In his mind, the creed of liberty and sexual license was something spread by the Jews, Americans, and British to weaken nations, corrupt the younger generation and make them unable to resist colonial takeover. For Khomeini, to argue for personal liberty was to reveal yourself as a Zionist stooge or malicious agent. His enemies were the Western secret services, the military and security arms of colonial oppression that would have hunted him down like a dog had they understood just how serious a threat he was.

He was never cruel for cruelty’s sake; the thought of arbitrary kindness or cruelty were alike alien to his manner of thought. Marx said that “freedom is consciousness of necessity.” For Khomeini, life was a Platonic ideal of applying the necessity revealed by the Qur’an and juridical reasoning to the life of man. As he always repeated, his politics and his work as a faqih (jurist) were to him inseparable. He had simply concluded that the regime of the Shah was illegitimate, and opposition mandatory. It was never a personal choice, subject to emotional considerations or compromise.

The imperialists dearly wish that religion could be separated from politics… (and) have filled the people’s mouths with these words, so that some of us have come to believe them and ask, “what business do we have with politics? Leave politics to those whose business it is, and if they slap us in the face, let us turn the other cheek!”

This idea of turning the other cheek has been wrongly attributed to Jesus, peace be upon him. Jesus was a prophet, and no prophet can be so illogical.

(…) Jesus, peace be upon him, was a great prophet; he began his struggle (jihad) in the cradle when he said, “I shall now call to prayer.” (…) is it possible that such a person could utter such apathetic, cowardly words [as “turn the other cheek”]? This recommendation… was invented by those who claim some affiliation to Jesus (we cannot call them Christians); they deceived the Christians and other simpletons and made them completely passive toward their governments.

There are people among us who tell us we must swallow whatever poison the “holders of authority” wish to force down our throats…

—Speech “In Commemoration of the First Martyrs of the Revolution”, Feb. 19 1978

“I do not believe that Jesus ever held the views on this question of religion and politics that are now attributed to him. Could Jesus have ever have taught people to accept oppression? All the prophets, including Jesus, were sent to root out injustice, but later, institutions arose that distorted the nature of religion. This happened also in the case of Islam; in every age, there were attempts to prevent its correct implementation.

—from a 1980 interview published in a Persian magazine [3]

If a king fell, the British were assumed to be complicit; the BBC, especially, was seen as an “all seeing eye” even in the 1970s. The Shah was not immune to this attitude: I do not at present recall if he ever quite said the Americans were behind the 1979 revolution (and my references are out of hand), but it would not surprise me if he did. He definitely spent far too much time nervously hovering over the phone waiting for an approving word from Carter, as if the Iranian street being up in arms was within the CIA’s power to impose or revoke at a whim. In his last months, he assumed the Soviets were responsible. Part of his peculiar colonial complexes was that he did not believe “orientals” like the Iranians would ever revolt against him on their own initiative (he also, interestingly, engaged in nightly one-night-stands with models flown in from America, but never slept with an Iranian woman. He felt the lower race of the locals was for ruling, not for touching too much).

Similarly, it’s hard to appreciate Khomeini’s impact without realizing the immense public respect his attitude of piety commanded. Take this piece, for example, after he had publicly cursed the Shah in a sermon, and the regime had sent men to find him and take him away—

https://zenit.org/2025/07/07/iranian-ambassador-to-the-vatican-asks-pope-leo-xiv-in-letter-to-defend-khamenei-against-usa-and-israel/

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Originally Answered: As a Shia-Muslim, do you like Seyyed Ali Khamenei?

THE MASOOMEEN (Quran 33:33) Imam Ali, peace be upon him, cursed Abu Bakr, Umar, Aisha and Hafsa in this dua:
Sahife Alaviya
O Allah! Curse the two idols of Quraish and their two magicians, their two rebellious people, their two accusers and their two daughters. Rebuke them, they have consumed Your sustenance and have denied Your obligations, both have discarded Your commands, have rejected Your revelation, have disobeyed Your Prophet, havE destroyed Your religion, have distorted Your book, have made Your laws ineffective, have declared Your obligatory actions as incorrect, have disbelieved in Your signs, have oppressed Your friends, have loved Your enemies, have spread corruption among Your people, have made Your world occur loses. O Allah! Send Your curses on them and their helpers as they have ruined the house of Your prophet, have dug the door of his house, broken the roof, have brought down the walls, have made the skies, the ground, have destroyed its inhabitants, have killed their supporters have put to death, their children have deserted his pulpit by his successors of knowledge, have desired his prophet hood, have ascribed a partner to their Lord, thus consider both of their sins to be great, and make their abode in 'saqar' forever, and do you know what is 'saqar?' It leaves nothing, nor let anything remain. O Allah, send Your chastisement on them to the extent of the sins of every disobedient, and the covering of truth, and all the pupils where they have gone, and the believer whom they have harmed and the disbeliever whom they have loved, and to the number of pious people whom they have troubled, and whom they have driven out of their cities, and helped the disbelievers, and the Imam on whom they were cruel and have changed the obligatory laws, and have destroyed the practice of the Holy Prophet, and whatever evils they have concealed, the blood which they shed, have changed the goodness and have altered the commands, have created disbelief, or the lie for which they have cheated, the inheritance which they have plundered, and stopped the booties from them and have consumed the prohibited wealth, and that 'Khums' (the fifth part) which they considered as permitted for them, and that evil whose foundation were put, and that cruelty which they made common, that oppression, which they spread, those promises, which they dishonored, those covenant which they broke, those lawful which is termed as unlawful, and that unlawful which is termed as lawful, that hypocrisy which they have concealed in the hearts, and to the amount of treachery which they bore in their hearts, and those stomach which they have split open, and that 'pahlu' which they broke, and that door which they broke-opened, and those gatherings which they dispersed and those degraded whom they gave honor, and those honourable whom they insu
https://www.duas.org/alaviya/dua-120.htm

To, ask in dua, ALLAH The ALL Conqueror and HE who defies ALL and ANY description, to CURSE any human being is the GREATEST insult of ALL in the WHOLE UNIVERSE.

Montazeri, WHO WAS ONLY SECOND TO KHOMEINI, exposed the satanic CIA-Cocaine-Contra-Petro dollar Riba-Hypocrite-Mass Murder 1979 Khomeini Thawra cult:
https://freepresskashmir.news/2017/07/08/khamenei-issues-a-fatwa-prohibiting-insulting-aisha-prophet-muhammads-saw-wife/

The satanic devil worshipper and hypocrite who changed the rules of the Iran Khomeini clerical clique to become a Grand-Ayatollah-Whatever, is an embarrassing and shameless MASS MURDERER who has shamefully mixed up the Ahlulbayt, peace be upon them, with the 1988 mass murder of Irans youth and attempted to ruin the reputations of the 12 imams, peace be upon him with his kuf’r, selfishness, mass murder, blood lust, adding compulsion to Allahs religion when Allah has said ‘There is no compulsion in DEEN’. Khamenei due to his support and defense of Aisha, May Allah curse her, has opposed Allah the ALL Conqueror and attempted to turn over and refute the dua of Imam Ali, peace be upon him, who cursed Abu Bakr, Umar, Aisha and Hafsa AND attained Victory and Success when he was assassinated and made a #LIVING and #ALIVE shaheed.

How can Khamenei behave like Umar and abrogate the orders and dua of Amirul Momineen, peace be upon him.

The satanic Khomeini pro Aisha cult have exceeded the limits and disturbed the leaves.

Imam Ali, peace be upon him, cursed Aisha, May Allah destroy her and throw her worthless body into hellfire AS IMAM ALI,peace be upon him, ASKED ALLAH TO DO, in the dua.

So Imam Ali, pbuh, KNOWS MORE than Khamenei and the hypocrite Qom criminals.

Whoever claims Khamenei knows MORE about Aisha (la) condition than Imam Ali, pbuh, has exited the fold of Islam.

Imam Hussain, peace be upon him, stood against the ENTIRE Abu Bakr and Umar satanic cult in 61AH

Imam Ali, peace be upon him, who is THE SWORD of ALLAH the ALL Conqueror, and fought the disbeliever and Atheist Aisha the wife of the Holy Prophet Muhammad, Peace be upon him, at the Battle of Jamal 36AH and this threw her out of islam completely and utterly and thus Imam Ali, peace be upon him, cursed Abu Bakr, Umar, Aisha and Hafsa for murdering the prophet and murdering Fatima peace be upon them.

To conclude, the prophet said about Imam Ali, peace be upon him:

علي مع الحق، والحق مع علي، ولن يفترقا حتى يردا علي الحوض يوم القيامة.

‘Ali is with the truth and the truth is with ‘Ali. They will never separate until they both arrive at the Hawd (Cistern) on the Day of Judgment.

For the past 1000+ years the SHIA religious system of governance has been ruled and shaped and developed by NON-MASOOMEEN.

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"They didn’t rob me of my nationality, and rape and kill my mother and father. Why would I want to—shoot them for what? ... How can I shoot them poor people? Just take me to jail."

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