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Evolution "Doesn't Need" Mutation.

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-16 15:38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2iX6HQOoLg

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-16 15:39

*fats turing gas*

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-16 21:40

If I simulate a bladder function and some peepee organ in a computer, can it really urinate? I think not.

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-17 2:30

suck my peepee organ
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How did you all come across this board?

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-14 19:09

Subject.

Name: Admin 2026-02-16 21:45

I'm the one who created it. From what I can see in the logs, you and I are the only active users, so the question is how did you come across this board?
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If 32-bit ARM has Thumb mode

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-14 10:14

Does 64-bit ARM have Middle Finger mode?
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I just noticed how dead this board really is, RIP to /prog i guess you crazy son of a bitch

Name: Anonymous 2025-10-20 17:50

Can we bring it back to life though?
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Name: Anonymous 2025-12-03 21:02

RIP shemales

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-03 1:26

rape niggers

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-30 20:43

Was it ever more alive?

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-11 23:02

Less dead than LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-12 4:52

RIP nigger
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z

Name: Anonymous 2025-10-16 22:34

Why do Zoomers constantly diss and ban me and claim I'm not a programmer and "stole" all my code, which, btw, was never written according to them?

Name: Anonymous 2025-10-18 0:45

Why are posters on chans obsessed with generational labels?

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-22 16:32

>>2
We are condemned by human nature to simplify our world. We apply made up names to stereotyped groups because that is easy what is easy.

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-22 16:38

>>2
We are condemned by human nature to simplify our world. We apply made up names to stereotyped groups because that is easy what is easy.

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-12 3:34

>>2
We are condemned by human nature to simplify our world. We apply made up names to stereotyped groups because that is easy what is easy.
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Who do you think this is?

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-12 6:20

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_(cracker)

A "young Russian woman" who is an elite cracker? Doesn't that sound like someone from /prog/ and /jp/ long ago?
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Name: Anonymous 2026-01-30 7:55

Nancy?

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-30 17:47

>>3
VIP wuality response

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-10 22:58

>she
Yeah I doubt that

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-11 10:26

Tranny.

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-11 10:30

>Empress is known around the P2P scene for her "extremely opinionated" notes she supplies in the NFOs of her releases. For example, the information file supplied with the cracked version of Hogwarts Legacy expressed dissatisfaction with what was described as the "woke system" of today, defending Harry Potter series creator J.K. Rowling's views on transgender people.[10]

And yes, these cracks will also get you an FSB/GRU backdoor for free.
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Two apps I made recently

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-06 21:23

Genius Memory Trainer
https://capaverde.github.io/genius/

Psychic Intuiton Trainer
https://capaverde.github.io/guessnum/

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-06 21:25

Correction:
https://capaverde.github.io/guessnumber/

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-08 9:07

Very based that you made it in Esperanto. I don't speak it, but I understood enough to play the games. After 40 minutes I managed to get a highscore of 11, where do I rank in the genius leaderboard?
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Web is a fuck

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-30 17:53

What's your biggest gripe with the state of the World Wide Web in the big 2026?
Personally, it's the bloatedness of webpages and the feeling that too many sites are made by webmonkeys or nocoder plebs using ${LATEST_FRAMEWORK}.
What are your thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2026-01-30 20:38

There is not enough interesting content. Please prove me wrong, I need to kill time and want to feel curious and hyped about something.

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-02 11:05

>>2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwbbw_qZiWM&list=RDwwbbw_qZiWM&start_radio=1

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-02 20:16

>>2
Yeah I agree with that, that the Web isn't that fun to browse anymore for me. Most entertainment is confined to social media and major platforms. Search engines actively inhibit finding interesting websites. AI slop (including completely AI generated websites) have unsurprisingly made this even worse.
Websites often feel homogenous and sometimes too orderly --- I liked the chaos of some older websites.

Name: Anonymous 2026-02-05 8:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJrZbw_QIOo&list=RDPWAuOSTVW-M&index=2
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FYCK MICROSOFT

Name: Anonymous 2025-11-26 17:47

DESTROY IT
FCKiNG RETARDS
inventing daily humiliation rituals

Name: Anonymous 2025-11-26 23:58

micro soft shemales

Name: Anonymous 2025-12-05 15:42

>>1

Are you apple's fan?

Name: Anonymous 2025-12-05 15:45

>>1

You Apple fan?

Name: Anonymous 2025-12-07 3:33

Apple shemales

Name: Anonymous 2025-12-13 1:04

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Blood River

Name: Anonymous 2025-07-15 23:57

str iwantyoureass[11] =
{"The cheeks have taken over you're ass and want to tickle it off!",
"Scrumphole my dick will get shoved into!",
"You love my big erection!",
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I wanna' fuck that little tight asshole of you'res directly off until it's filled to the brim with my little white tadpole friends!",
"heha cent defeet neohc",
"big cock, small asshole!",
"em em em!",
"i am in a desire!",
"i need...",
"wow!",
"BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLE SENOR!"};

Name: Anonymous 2025-12-05 1:33

shemale scrumphole
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