4chan aint doin so well

and Mr. Nishimura is about to shoot the old dog out of its misery; meanwhile some weird shitfest is happening: https://boards.4chan.org/vip/

When Mr. Nishimura makes a post about the site having too much bandwidth and that cutting dead useless boards may be necessary the perfectly logical thing to do is to create a board behind a paywall with no topic that only a few thousand people can even post on.