[AMA] I'm a high ranking member of the Alt-Right

I see a lot of people are confused about what exactly the Alt Right is and what our plans actually are. Please use this thread to ask any relevant questions, I will do my best to answer them. nb. no questions on the Frog.

Sometimes I open up The Guardian website just to have some good laughs at how stupid and mind-numb leftists are.

"I found utopia – it was in my mind
Ian Jack"
Yeah who would've thought that your leftist bullshit works only in your mind, genius.

"Brad and Angelina proved there's no such thing as the perfect marriage: so why do we pretend?
Hadley Freeman"
They've adopted only like a dozen non-white immigrants instead of having their own children, their marriage was so close to perfect, yeah! Who would've thought they'd break up!

"The Guardian view
Malnutrition is holding millions of children back"
No shit, sherlock, it's kind of hard to achieve much when you're starving. But guess what, most children have malnutrition only because their parents want them to, otherwise they wouldn't spawn so many kids. If the population of poor countries didn't like fucking double since the 1970s, they would all be well-fed today.

"Police brutality
Could a boycott by black Americans end injustice?"
How about you fuck yourself, you racist twat? Police brutality is experienced equally by people of all races, stop pretending your beloved negroes are somehow special and deserve special rights.

"Wonder Woman
Will Wonder Woman be the movies' first major queer superhero?"
Sure, that's like the most important issue in today's media: The Lack of Lesbian Superheroes. Fucking douchebags.

"‘Here I have nobody’: life in a strange country may be worse than Guantánamo"
Why don't you leave that strange country instead of bitching on the internet, peabrain?

"Celebrity consent: stop branding attacks on women as 'pranks'"
Some skinny famous bitch in a crowd got lifted in the air and then put back down with no harm! That's a real problem for sure, a dire Attack on a Woman no less! This is so sexist racist ableist and ageist! We must take action to protect our beloved celebrities who feel so threatened with their bodyguards and personal drivers!

"Boycott of world chess championship 'would hurt women in Iran'"
Because who cares about them men in Iran, or chess, or anything for that matter? Every issue is an issue of sexism, and if there's no sexism, it's not even an issue, right you leftists? Fucking hateful scum.