[Req For Comments] Considering a Fanny Pack

So I'm thinking of getting a fanny pack to store my huge phone and myriad items that won't fit in my pocket. Wondering if you think the obvious benefits outweigh the likely shaming that comes with it.

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I like to read ebooks and surf the web when I'm outside. Can't do that as easily on a small screen.

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A.Get a backpack

That's overkill. You can't take a backpack absolutely everywhere like you can a fanny pack. Plus I have PTSD from wearing a backpack in high school.

B.Get rid of non-essential items

So I have to choose a non-essential item between my keys, car keys, phablet, wallet, wallet #2 (diversion for mugging scenarios (only has $20, empty gift cards, and a GPS tracker)), coins, concealed carry, bluetooth headset, breath freshener, baggie of emergency aspirin in case of a stroke, hand sanitizer gel, and a handkerchief. Nope.

C.Get suit with moar pockets.

If you wear a suit everyday you're either a poor scrub (used car salesman, enterprise quality manager, or trial lawyer) or a Forbes-listed executive with a country club membership. Guess how I know which one you are.