Name: Anonymous 2016-07-31 7:44
A billboard near my apartment has recently change to an advertisement for free sexually transmitted diseases. This ad campaign has amused me since they took control of that board. The reason why is that it is now a picture of a parody of Nurse Joy with on a red and orange background reminiscent of the "guess that pokemon" segment of the old cartoons, with large text reading "Unless you want to catch 'em all!" above the URL. Before this, the billboard was advertising the same site, but it was a blue background with a wave below the text, clearly alluding to the Bernie Sanders presidential logo. The text, of course, reads "Feeling The Burn?" (The humor being that Bern and Burn are homophones, which allowed them to use a presidential candidate's name in association with a venereal disease, a symptom of which is often pain reminiscent of a burn while urinating or otherise use of the infected's genitals of regular function). I look forward to seeing this entities' further work on the projects as well. I drive past many on my daily commute. Some are for garbage or junk food, or to politely encourage African American males to partake in fatherhood beyond procreation, and the previously lottery numbers. I even must suffer ones encouraging to convert to Islam, tell me that Christ was a woman, inform me of the Armenian Genocide and to boycott Turkey, and even one in full Chinese! Chinese! Can you believe this? A complete bill board covered in those shady pictograms, right there, right in in in my Chinatown! I was more shocked and horny than when my usual grocery store removed el espaňol subtitles to replace them with Vietnamese or something. I simply cannot enjoy such terrible things and hope that some brave hero burns these vulgar billboards down and only allows the interesting ones to go unmolested.