Why do females always say I'm "tense"?

"You seem so tense."
"Why are you so tense?"

Yet in reality I'm completely calm and not even nervous. I literally have nothing to say to this. It's just baffling.

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See? That is not the kind of comment a smart person would make. It is totally incoherent and ends in a question mark despite containing no discernible question, or even a sensical statement for that matter.