Spooky shit has been happening

Alright /lounge/, some eerie shit has been going on. I've been noticing people giving me weird looks for the past few weeks. And not the usual "yeah, we know you're that creep with the binoculars watching us from your window" kind of looks either, some really nasty ones. Then, on May 5^th my hard drive started making clicking sounds and at the same time, the HDMI cable going from my computer to the TV started losing connection at random. Since then, my internet connection has been dropping at random as if someone is spying on me. Last week, I was buying cigarettes and my debit card was declined. I called the bank and they said I had like $10K in there. Then just this morning, I was awoken by my alarm clock playing That's All by Genesis, even though I had it set to a dead frequency so it would only play static. What does all this mean? Is someone trying to contact me? Why don't they just email intellectualrapist@protonmail.ch like a normal person? Are they only trying to fuck with me? This can't just be random coincidences. Anyway, I would like whoever it is to stop and leave me alone. How can I defend myself, /lounge/?

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This is pretty good advice. I was at a bookstore about a week ago and as I was leaving, this huge nigress who looked like she was about to say "mmmh-hummm, that's the power of pine-sol" yelled "that was really rude!" at me when I didn't hold the door open for her. I didn't think about it until you mentioned it, but I have never seen black person read before. She was probably an agent.

I have been using Tor for all my internet traffic and I have a raspberry pi that turns the camera on when my phone is no longer on the wifi network. Do you think that I should record all the time in case they are messing with me in my sleep? They probably are, and that's how the alarm clock was changed.

I've been using Kikegle's DNS servers because my ISP hijacks NXDOMAIN. This was probably the worst thing I could have done. I'll look into setting up my own in some far away country.

You are right about not confronting them I think. This sounds like a classic pattern of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung, and I would only get myself killed if I tried. None the less, would it be a bad idea to start stockpiling weapons? All I've got is a prehistoric .22 revolver that I inherited from my grandfather. If they try to disappear me, that won't do any damage at all. But it's not like I could stop them anyway, so it's probably useless.