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How to Stop Crime

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 19:06

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 20:14

digitsofdigitaleye

In this day and age of things not being what they seem, and precious few things are stated plainly and openly, it is refreshing to see a website that proclaims what it is exactly that it sends to us over the Internet: it is digits. Of the digital eye, no less! Because accepting digits from a non-digital eye would insult our love of everything digital.

to us as a civilized nation of the third world

Which Nigeria definitely is: a proud digital, XXI-century nation (of the Thirld World). Glad to hear!

wherever the illegal occurrences of Jungle Justice are occurred

So it would follow that jungle justice may at times also produce legal occurrences, as well as occurrences that aren't "occurred". The legal system of Nigeria is definitely not your average piece of pie!

commit the crimes like steel

It is good to see that as the leading innovative and environmentally aware civilized nation of the Third World, Nigeria has officially outlawed steelmaking, replacing all steel with recyclable carbon nanotubes made out of elephant manure.

Interesting matter that, in Nigeria, if one takes a robbery suspect to the police station, the same suspect comes back for his head the next day.

Though one can't help being aghast at the rampancy of oral sex as a way to make amends among Nigerians. Is there an official option for a robber to be cleared of charges if he gives the offended party "head"?

I think, nobody could support it accept the man of mentally disabled

With the invariably high general level of mental development shown by peoples in Sub-Saharan Africa, one can only wonder why there can be so many mentally disabled people there!

However, It must stop quickly.

Being at the forefront of technical research, Nigerians have also embraced an alternative logic where seeming contradictictory words are carefully installed in order to confound the adherents of classical logic.

the law should be made that the penalty for such crimes in the Federal Laws of the country.

In fact, so elaborate is the state of Nigerian sophistry that their lawmakers habitually make laws with no other purpose than to enact changes in other laws of their country. One can only wonder if they also have laws to require changes in laws that require changes in laws, and how many levels this delectable judicial recursion has.

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