Linux is Free only for Negros

I can prove that:
1. Linux costs you time, wasted on fighting the system, like recompiling the kernel to make wi-fi work;
2. White man values his time. In fact, rich people invest billions into medicine to prolong their life;
3. Negro's time and life cost nothing or even negative value (when negro serves jail time), because typical negro is untalented, uneducated and unskilled;
4. Therefor Linux in only free if you're a negro, who has too much free time to tinker with the system.

I'm a Linux user and I've never even once felt the need to compile kernels myself. Why? Because everything in the downloadable builds for all the major distros just works out of the box. Kernel, packages, libs, drivers - everything. People who struggle with Linux just fuck with it without knowing what they're doing.