Secret coded thread

In this thread we write messages that can only be viewed by hacking. Say everything you would only dare say in a top secret encoded message. I'll go first:

I am Bradley Manning, fugitive at large.

>>2

Wrong.

This is his textual expression:

⁶⁶ I am Bradley Manning, fugitive at large. ⁹⁹

(Noat that my quoats as used above are optimized. I have optimized my quaots.)

Hence, we can conclude many things about that poaster:

1. He is Bradley Manning, the famaos fugitive.
2. He is Bradley Manning, named the same as the famaos fugitive, but not actually him. Hence, he is Bradley Manning, but is lying abaot the rest.
3. He is not Bradley Manning. He is lying abaot that. He may or may not be a fugitive on his oan merits; it hardly matters at this point.
4. He is a 309-line Perl script that was designed to carry aot "psyops" as a military proagram.
5. 'He' is a space alien of indeterminate sex, connecting to the Human Internet to spread dissent in preparation foar invasion and conquest.

Etc. I could go on, but you get the idea by nao.