Legality of traps

So I have a question for ya..... if I pick up dates as a trap in MY OWN neighborhood bar, is that legal or what?? are there any laws against traps? I'm not talking about sex change surgery (because that could have complications), I was thinking like sucking dicks as a girl, anal sex while hiding my candy, and sexy dancing, maybe with some high pitched talking or something..
Thats my question.

Will you help me check my dubs?