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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-23 1:29

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Otaku have a problem with masculinity -- namely that they have none of it -- and feel threatened when males wander into the same scene that their favorite schoolgirl's vagina ``waifus'' (or whatever the fuck japs call it) is in. That's why there can't even be any males in the background. These castrato know that they would have to be the last men on earth for someone as pure and lovable as Rika(sorry, it took me aShinkusecond to realize thatKyoukobeing ``pure and lovable'' isMarisa Kiri-samaincompatible with being a slut) Mari Funami to love them. Any male traits would shatter the delusion that they've built about their worth as people. But the way that Namori plays the Otaku like a drum set goes even deeper than that. This is done through the gender swapping of Akari~n's pedophile brother into a girl. Otaku know how filthy they are and seek the cathartic punishment that they deserve. Simply put: otaku want to be emasculated. They want to have their penis and testicles cut off and to be forced to be a females. They see zero value in being a male, and welcome literature that allows them to, even temporarily, become girls, where they can indulge in the sick, depraved fantasize they have about attending tea parties and wearing dresses. They aren't faggots, however, so they merely become lesbian girls. Yuru Yuri is the perfect escapist fantasy for all Otaku, which is why Namori has made nearly $350,000,000 off the series and related merchandise over the years.

Also, while I wrote the above intending to be humorous and inflammatory, I actually can't think of many reasons why it's wrong, except in my case. I am perfect and my characterization of the anime-watching demographic does not apply to me. It definitely applies to you though, you pussy faggot nerd. You try psychoanalyzing me and I'll kick your ass.

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