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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 2:54

>>516
Chinasty, definitely. She may feel bad about Yui for a while, but when she finds some other girl to lust after, she'll move on.

>>518
When I was a kid, my family decided to take a vacation to Japan. There was no internet at the time, and since it was the only country where child porn was legal, my mom insisted on going. So we arrive at the Tokyo airport and take a train to the hotel, then go out for sight seeing, right? Well, we're walking down the street and all the street signs had these stupid looking scribbles on them. We get as lost as shit and somehow wander into an alley while trying to move to the other street. When we get about half way down the street, a bunch of yakuza girls move to block our path. Something's obviously up, so my dad grabs us close and turns us around. But when we turned around, there was a thirty inch tall little blond girl dressed in a red velvet dress in the entrance to the alley, scowling at us. We don't know what the fucks going on, so we just kind of freeze. She suddenly cracks a smile that was more shocking than Hitler's defeat. She started slowly walking toward us and spoke in some weird monkey language 「ありがとこにちわそれわです。おたく学区ろりこんばかと?わかりませんつきみうさぎかがみ。」. We didn't know what that meant, so we tried to walk the other way, but they were enclosing us too. My dad, the coward, pushed me down and tried to make a run for it, but out of freaking nowhere a rosebush appeared and pinned him down! He's screaming at the top of his lungs that they can do whatever they to me and my mother as long as they don't hurt him when mom and I get tied up too. When the girl in red gets close, she stops, smiles even harder, and takes off her slutty panties slowly. With all the foreboding of an active-shooter-in-the-building alert, she lifts up her dress to reveal the largest dick I've ever seen, and trust me when I say it's big, I've sucked cock all over the world. The rosebush's thorns tear off my father's clothes. She looks him right in his only good eye and says 「くろか?にほんごのいちにさんごろく!可愛い何とアナル???大乗は真麻。。。」 in that soft, demonic voice of hers. She moves in a flash and before we know it, she's inside him. His screech of pain was reportedly heard as far away as Osaka. He faints not just once, not twice, but six times as she thrust her gigantic cock into his asshole hard enough to kill a horse. But his torture was only beginning. She fucked him so deeply that he came like a bitch, and to add more injury to the injury, she would stroke his cock right after he came! But that wasn't even the worst part. I'm trapped by a rose thorns that hold my eyes open and looking at it, but I can clearly hear my mother getting off on it! She's fucking moaning and cumming just from the sight! Do you have any idea how traumatizing that is for a child? Well, anyway, all this screaming is attracting a crowd, who just stand at the entry and gawk. I see a few salarymen, a couple of otaku, a bunch of sinsacks, even Hirohito himself was in the crowd, waving an Imperial flag around. They weren't looking to help us, in fact cheering the girl in red on. She finally finished and came so hard that my dad fell off her dick. The yakuza girls carry over a box, which she climbs in, and carries it away like a freaking palisade. The crowd move in as soon as her honor guard is out of sight. The Japanese crowd rape my father repeatedly as my mother continues to fuck herself, then Hirohito plants his flag in my fathers ass and the crowd tosses us all in a dumpster.

Overall, it was better than the trip we took to Paris, but what that cunt Shinku was still unforgivable. There was cum in my dad's shit for months, and she didn't once apologize. So fuck her.

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