The dubs poster

I picture myself a dark room. There is filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat neckbeard sitting next to it. There is collection of anal dildoes all around him and remains of pizzas and potato chip packs, underneath them is a "/b/ for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "check em" post, while test-driving another dildo in his ass.

I remember this!