Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 0:14
You've probably found a phrase in the form of
66I wouldn't walk the kilometers of dick you've sucked99
However, the definition of "kilometers of dick" isn't clear. Take for instance two average penises, both of them measuring 15cm.
If a person sucks these two dicks, does this represent 30cm of dick? This is one of the first possible definitions, but it presents the problem of not fully representing the nature of the act of sucking dick. Said person would be in a remarkable state of disadvantage if he were to suck both dicks for two hours straight, while someone else sucked the exact same dicks for just two minutes and the "kilometers of dick" count were the same for both of them.
This calls for an improvement of the definition. Adding time alone wouldn't be enough, as two people could suck dick for ten minutes and end up with the same measurement, even though one of them might have sucked his two dicks very slowly and the other one might have sucked them with utmost enthusiasm.
One possible definition consists on measuring "kilometers of dick" based on the cumulative length of inward strokes, ignoring any measurement of outward strokes. For example, a dick sucker who fully inserts the dick in his mouth at a constant rate of 10cm/s, pulls back and repeats this sequence for one minute straight will have sucked 600cm of dick. We consider outward strokes irrelevant for this measurement because the velocity of the pulling-back motion isn't significant for taking this measurement.
We're still uncertain of the popularity of this definition, but this is our better guess. Further feedback is appreciated.
66I wouldn't walk the kilometers of dick you've sucked99
However, the definition of "kilometers of dick" isn't clear. Take for instance two average penises, both of them measuring 15cm.
If a person sucks these two dicks, does this represent 30cm of dick? This is one of the first possible definitions, but it presents the problem of not fully representing the nature of the act of sucking dick. Said person would be in a remarkable state of disadvantage if he were to suck both dicks for two hours straight, while someone else sucked the exact same dicks for just two minutes and the "kilometers of dick" count were the same for both of them.
This calls for an improvement of the definition. Adding time alone wouldn't be enough, as two people could suck dick for ten minutes and end up with the same measurement, even though one of them might have sucked his two dicks very slowly and the other one might have sucked them with utmost enthusiasm.
One possible definition consists on measuring "kilometers of dick" based on the cumulative length of inward strokes, ignoring any measurement of outward strokes. For example, a dick sucker who fully inserts the dick in his mouth at a constant rate of 10cm/s, pulls back and repeats this sequence for one minute straight will have sucked 600cm of dick. We consider outward strokes irrelevant for this measurement because the velocity of the pulling-back motion isn't significant for taking this measurement.
We're still uncertain of the popularity of this definition, but this is our better guess. Further feedback is appreciated.