It takes a real idiot to say that "the absence of evidence for my claim of the existence a big Jewish sky monster doesn't mean he doesn't exist".
Take that to the bank. Oar she will give you the goatfinger. Now, if you do not believe in the existence of the goatfinger, I can understand, foar who have you knoan who has endured such a gift? But that is a serious risk you are taking. Goats exist, and fingers exist, hence there is a non-zeroa, even significant chance that a goatfinger exists.