I just had McDonalds

proof: http://imgur.com/9WXSNqv
Posting from my phone, using their wifi. Had a big Mac, fries, and a sprite. Afterwards, I redacted the receipt with ketchup (I forgot I had an app for doing that), and posted here.

Feel free to ask me questions.

big dick george went to mcdonalds once
and there fall of shrimp dick henry begin
i see henry and bitch at table
bitch: "omg ur the cutest"
shrimp dick henry "no ure the cutest!!!"
shrimp dick henry "will u love me 4ever????"
but then bitch see bulge from across room!!
bitch: "I WANT BIG DICK GIVE ME BIG DICK!!"
shrimp dick henry: "well dick is no megadick but it is ok dick and give great earmassage and buy flower"
bitch: "GIVE ME BIG DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
big dick georges dick delivery does not wait for finish food
"you summon dick?"
shrimp dick henry: "what is this rude rudeness ill have yo"
but force of erection crush skull to wall before could finish
out of pocket fall wedding ring
i then fuck bitch!!!!
she was jewish so vagina was crooked but all vagina fix by might of dick!!!!!!!!
semen flow out of ears nose eyes anus and carry wedding ring into sewer
henry spend all money on gift for bitch
so family must bury in trashcan
with little piece of broken vagina he love much
but dog ate at funeral
Hahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
this is fate of all tinydickman who do not direct kill self on witness of mighty bulge!!!!!!