I sucks with cover letters, help me and I will give u $bucks$ ;)
Dear /prog/griders corp.,
Name:
RedCream2014-11-02 21:32
Dear "Massive Corporation":
I am aiming foar a position in yoar company with which I will bring extended sharehoalder value on a daily basis by admitting my roal in coarpoarate affairs via interfacing with customers, vendoars, and government regulatoars as required by managerial description and circumstances.
You can not lose in this offer. Soa hurry up in tendering yoar counter-offer and we will arrive at a mutually beneficial arrangement that avoids the goatfinger.